ASHLEY SPIVEY’S BACHELOR PAD BLOG: EPISODE 3

I’d thought that I’ve seen it all when it comes to the craziness that can happen amongst Bachelornation, but this episode really showed me that people aren’t always who you think they are.  Have y’all been equally as shocked at this season?

 

Let’s get on to the episode!

 

 

Reid made a boo-boo on the last episode by trying to get the girls to vote out Ed.  His plan backfired and now he’s scared to death that someone is going to tell Ed that he organized the vote.

 

 

Ed is so saddened by the latest vote that he wants off the show.  He wasn’t prepared for this kind of backstabbing which kinda makes me give him the side-eye.  This is Bachelor Pad dude!  Jaclyn convinces him to stay and these two are giving me the warm and fuzzies.

 

 

Just kidding.  Jamie is just overly excited to get out of the house.  Ps – Is Lindzi ever going to do anything on these episodes besides be in bed with Kalon?

 

 

The challenge is called, “Hot Sludge Funday”, which will require everyone to get through an obstacle course of toppings that usually make up an ice cream sundae.  It sounds sort of yummy until you think about how hungover they all are.  I would vom all over the place if I had to fight my way through some ice cream in the hot sun.

 

 

Personally, my favorite part of the episode was hearing Chris Harrison say nutsack.

 

 

Harrison throws in a little twist by forcing all of the guys to switch partners with the girl to their left.  Jamie isn’t very psyched about having Ed as a partner, despite his proclamations that he is indeed an athlete.  I don’t doubt that Ed is athletic – but I bet he does better when he isn’t still inebriated from the night before.

 

 

I don’t really know Sarah that well but she really cracks me up.

 

 

While Kalon hasn’t been that big of a TMDN during the show, he says something horrible about Erica (which I would never repeat) and I start praying that somehow he will eat $h!t on this obstacle course.

 

 

I don’t really have much to say about this picture.  I just thought it was awesome.

 

 

Jaclyn isn’t really lactose intolerant.  But she sure as hell was the worst at getting through that ice cream.

 

 

I was going to make fun of Dave pretty hard for wearing the worst man tank top in the history of man tank tops (never forget Ryan Bowers, never forget).  But Dave alerted me to the fact that he actually wore this tank top because he knew it was going to get destroyed and he didn’t want to wear something that he actually liked.  Well played Dave!

 

 

Ed + Anything physical that isn’t in the bedroom = Horrible

 

 

Despite Jamie finishing 1st out of the ladies, Ed still comes in dead last.  Hell, he doesn’t even technically finish.  Because of that, they both will have a vote against them in the next round of votes.

 

 

I actually really love that Dave came back and beat the alumni.  Dude is a fighter and I really like that about him.

 

 

So Dave gets the date and he picks Erica, Blakeley, and Jamie to come with him.  Blakeley isn’t too happy about the company on the date – specifically Jamie.

 

 

Chris, however, is psyched!  This is the first time he will be able to get sleep in a week!

 

 

Dave could not be happier to have 3 lovely ladies accompany him to prom. Meanwhile…Jamie tries to call a truce with Blakeley…

 

 

But she ain’t having it.

 

 

Back at the house, Ed is still trying to figure out what the hell happened last week and who wants him out.

 

 

Reid takes Ed outside and convinces him that he would never vote him off.

 

 

Liar, liar, pants on fire.  I’m disappointed Reid.  I know everyone lies on this show but I don’t think friends are actually screwing each other.  I know Kalon tells everyone what they want to hear but he isn’t actually good friends with anyone.

 

I think where Reid screwed himself is by being interested in an “outsider”.  If he were partners with someone else, they more than likely would have been in the alliance.  Once Paige was voted off, Reid should have gone to Ed and strategized rather than conspire against him.  Friends over the Pad any day dude.

 

 

Back at the prom, everyone is dancing horribly to some country chick that I’ve never heard of.

 

 

Jamie knows that she has a vote against her, so she goes in for the save by flirting hardcore with Dave.

 

 

Blakeley, who brought Dave on her date last week, is pissed that Dave is giving her enemy a lot of attention and more than likely – giving her the rose!

 

 

Back at the house, the hookup that has been a long time coming, begins with a little drunken back-riding.

 

 

Jaclyn and Ed hookup in private but everyone can hear their wild sex noises throughout the house.  Weirdly, they sound exactly like some of the same sounds Ed made while hooking up with Sarah.

I didn’t particularly understand why Sarah said that Jaclyn was clingy, since I’ve never got that impression from her before – so I’m just going to chalk it up to Sarah being butt-hurt that Ed had a new bed partner.

 

 

Back at the prom, Blakeley is once again, frightening another guy away by being way too forceful.  She’s trying to make Dave give her the rose since she put her neck out for him last week.  However, I think Dave thought that maybe he could start something with Jamie; while he knew that Blakeley only had eyes for Chris.  THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T ACT SO INTERESTED IN PEOPLE THIS EARLY IN THE GAME Y’ALL!

 

 

Turns out that Blakeley’s boobies weren’t enough to persuade Dave and he ends up giving Jamie the rose.

 

 

The other two ladies go home, and Jamie and Dave proceed to keep each other’s bodies as far away as possible from each other.  Poor Dave – he definitely isn’t getting any.

 

 

Does Nick ever say anything?  Isn’t he super muscular and stuff?  Why isn’t he winning more challenges?  Why aren’t the girls super crazy about him?

 

 

At first I thought that Tony was wearing his kid’s shirt and I thought that was super weird.  But then I remembered that he had a son and not a daughter.  However, I’m still perplexed about why he is wearing a youth’s x-small shirt for girls.

Rachel picks Tony, Nick, and Michael to go on her date.

 

 

The date is being held at a wax figure museum and at first I think that something is wrong with Chris Harrison because he isn’t moving at all.  It never even occurred to me that he was be imitating a wax figure – he looks so normal!

 

 

Back at the house, Jamie is telling the cameras all about how Chris likes her so much and will eventually become her partner.

 

 

Then Chris turns down Jamie, who is wearing a bikini and seems a little drunk, from getting into bed with him.  At this point, I am screaming at my tv screen for Jamie to walk away and not care about CBEF, who most certainly does not care about her.

 

 

This crying scene was a little dramatic – No?  I just feel like she should get it at this point – he isn’t going to change partners and he isn’t treating you well.  Move on girlfriend!

 

 

I had to bless her heart a little extra when I saw her getting into her bed with her bikini still on.  One, why aren’t these girls washing their faces before they go to bed?  Ewww.  Secondly, wearing a wet bathing suit for an extended time can give you a gnarly yeast infection ladies!  (The more you know.)

 

 

This picture cracks me up!  So much is going on!

I thought this was a funny date.  Not romantic at all but it seemed like a lot of fun to scare the crap out of fans and then interact with them!

 

 

Did anyone actually think that there was any chance that Rachel would give the rose to one of these two?

 

 

Of course she gave the rose to Michael!

 

 

Back at the house, Sarah finally confesses to Ed that Reid is the one that convinced her to vote for him and Reid is planning to do the same thing again.

 

 

Later that night, Ed decides to confront Reid about trying to vote him off.  Thank the lord that they are in a hot tub because I’m sure Reid peed his pants during this conversation.

 

 

Ed is finally wising up to the fact that Reid is backstabbing him.

 

 

Blakeley is scared that she will be voted out of the house tonight and everyone else is just plain scared of Blakeley.

 

 

Donna is scared that she will be voted off as well, but she is more sad that she hasn’t hooked up with anyone yet while on BachPad.

 

 

Nick tries to remedy that situation and once again I see way too much of Donna’s tongue.  Can we make a twitter account for that badboy – @donnastongue?

 

 

Turns out that Kalon is the swing vote for the girls so he can make the ultimate decision whether to send home Donna or Blakeley.

Who in the heck decided to give him that much power?

 

 

Reid pulls Jaclyn aside and tells her that they should become partners because Ed is definitely going home.

I couldn’t really concentrate during this talk because I kept on looking at the huge bruise on Jaclyn’s leg.

 

 

I think Reid really underestimates Jaclyn – she is way more loyal that he thought.

 

 

Jaclyn cannot keep the disgust from showing on her face while she is talking to Reid.  She immediately goes to Ed after their talk and tells him about what was said.

Then she goes and makes sure that Reid’s plan doesn’t succeed by getting all the girls to vote for Reid and note Ed.

 

 

This scene actually cracked me up because Erica and Blakeley were holding Donna’s hand until they got roses.  Then it looked like they could care less about Donna going home!

 

 

Reid doesn’t end up getting a rose but does he get a verbal smackdown from Jaclyn before he leaves.

 

 

 

For what it’s worth, I do think that Reid realized that he played the game poorly and made some mistakes.  I hope that from this whole experience, he now knows that honestly is the best policy.

 

 

I’m honestly going to miss Donna.  She was funny in a ridiculous way and didn’t seem like a fake person!  I wonder if her and Nick are still kissing each other with way too much tongue?

 

So what did y’all think of the episode?  Did y’all crack up when Chris Harrison said nutsack?  Did Dave make a mistake by not giving Blakeley a rose?  Do you cringe when Jamie seems so enchanted by Chris?  Do y’all like Michael and Rachel together?  Sad to see Reid go?

 

See you all next week and check out my other blog, http://www.saynotocosmo.com, for more Bachelor and Bachelorette news, relationships advice, and some other random musings from me!

 

 

 

88 Comments »

  1. Jaclyn is soooo awful looking!! She needs to go! and what was ED thinking?? He downgraded HARD from Jillian.

    Comment by Holly — August 8, 2012 @ 10:15 am

  2. Did anyone else notice that when they showed Chris Harrison as a wax figure he was in different positions in different angles? Bad editing!

    Comment by Hannah — August 8, 2012 @ 10:21 am

  3. Love this blog!!!

    I think the whole Ed/Reid thing was awful on Reid’s part – I mean they can say they’re friends for real, and Reid can try and say it was just because of the game… but come on! Gross behavior from a grown up! BUT… the way Jaclyn was talking about Blakley when she first showed up “I hate her so much it hurts” is no better than what Reid did… it takes balls to tell of someone who basically did the same thing you’re doing.

    I worry that Michael is going to have his heart broken, again…. why they’re not spending more time filming Pete with his clothes off is a mystery to me … especially when they have too much footage of Chris/Jamie/Blakely every week.

    Keep up the funny Ashley!!

    Comment by Jenn in Hali — August 8, 2012 @ 10:23 am

  4. Hahahaa I just love these blog posts each week, possibly even more than the show itself :)

    Btw. Tony was wearing one of Michael’s, “Love Like This” shirts to promote his music, explains why it is a girls shirt but I have no explanation for the terrible size and fit!! :)

    Comment by Emily — August 8, 2012 @ 10:46 am

  5. Ashley; I LOVE your BLOG! Of all, of the blogs, on this page, your’s is by far the BEST! Keep up the good work!

    Comment by Kennedi — August 8, 2012 @ 10:52 am

  6. Tony’s shirt was supporting Michael and his music. Apparently Michael doesn’t sell men’s shirts?

    Comment by Rena — August 8, 2012 @ 10:59 am

  7. Too hard to pick a favorie pic! Funniest blog and the only one I read now!

    Comment by Cori — August 8, 2012 @ 11:08 am

  8. “I am the decider! mwahahahahah”

    hahaha amazing picture. Great blog, good work girly. You always make me L-O-L in my office.

    Comment by Amander — August 8, 2012 @ 11:19 am

  9. “GiVe mE ThE rOsE oR i WiLl eNd YoUr lIfE.” I literally snort laughed.

    I think if Paige had stayed Reid would have softened up and played the game differently. Too Bad. He really does over-analyze everything.

    Comment by Cheryl — August 8, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

  10. Sista frand!! I feel like we are besties that get together and judge other people together every week. Seriously one of the highlights of my week- oh wait- does that make my life look pathetic? shoot… But for realz you are too funny. I have no idea why Jamie continues to make a fool of herself and why are we not getting any more insight in this bizarre lindzey/kalon relationship?

    With that said- keep up the phenom work and I look forward to next week when we can judge people again! I’ll bring the wine!

    Comment by D lynn — August 8, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

  11. Jaclyn is awful!!!! I screamed at my tv when she was talking. She grosses me out so much!! I am so sad to see Reid go!

    Comment by Cher — August 8, 2012 @ 12:31 pm

  12. AHAHAHAHA, thank you Ashley. I needed some cheering up today. Your blog was hilarious, too much good stuff and I laughed out loud at the look on Jaclyn’s face with: “I’d rather take Ryan’s virginity than be your partner.” Best blog ever!

    Comment by Ashley Fan — August 8, 2012 @ 1:07 pm

  13. I love your blog Ashley! So funny! My question is…last week David promised to vote the way Blakely wanted IF she gave him the rose, which she promptly gave to Chris. Maybe she did some behind the scenes work to convince people not to vote for him? Now this week, she’s trying to convince him that she had his back last week (how?) and trying to manipulate him to give her the rose. I’m so confused? She didn’t give him the rose, so she doesn’t deserve it this week.

    Comment by Laura — August 8, 2012 @ 1:18 pm

  14. @Laura i was thinking the same thing the whole time! i was like what in the hell is she talking about?! i don’t think she did anything at all to save him. it was kalon’s idea to vote ryan out and lindzi spread the word.

    Comment by Amanda P — August 8, 2012 @ 1:25 pm

  15. LOVE your blog Ashley! It’s the best! I agree with D Lynn, I feel like we’re besties thinking the same things. You crack me up! :)
    I also agree that I would like to see more of the Kalon/Lindzi bizarre romance, so I can understand WHY she is with him! I’d also like to see more of Nick.
    I just don’t understand what all these girls see in Chris B. He is the biggest douche ever, and I have thought so since he gave Emily the bobbleheads on her season. I never understood what she saw in him either. All of these girls are way too good for him. I hope he ends up alone!

    Comment by Megs — August 8, 2012 @ 1:59 pm

  16. Awesome recaps and I read a lot of them (love to laugh)
    Gotta say disappointed in Reid.
    I like Kalon and thought way too much was made about the baggage comment, he was the “villain” picked by ABC and he appears to have a very funny but dry sense of humor. Honestly, he is also best looking dude there and was one of the best looking on Emily’s Bachelorette.

    Chris is a tool, a douchebag and unattractive.

    Comment by L Anderson — August 8, 2012 @ 2:59 pm

  17. I love your blog and I read it with joy every week. However, I do find that every bachelor nation member is beeing a little too nice to Jacklyn. She talks shit about everyone and then gets all high and mighty when people talk shit about her or someone she likes. Same goes fore Erica Rose. She disses everyone and then gets extremely mad and defensive when people dis her. She is great entertainment but a little hypocritical.
    That being said, I think Reid played a horrible game and is a horrible horrible liar; cannot get his game or story straight. I liked him but was repulsed by the way he conducted himself this episode.
    Ed I don’t know whether to love or dislike (not hate)…
    I don’t see Rachel and Michael together; very odd couple, but if it works out then good on them.
    I like Dave and love that he won.
    I still harbor harsh feelings towards Kalon from Emily’s season. He is not forgiven. Maybe he is not that bad but the way he reacted to everything on Em’s season and on the ATFR is horrible.
    Jamie seems to have no self-respect. Blakley is a little cuckoooo
    Thank you for a great blog

    Comment by Armina — August 8, 2012 @ 3:15 pm

  18. OH YEAH AND IF TONY SAYS ONE MORE TIME THAT HE IS PLAYING AND IS THERE FOR HIS SON, ALL THE WHILE HE S SAYING BITCH FU*K HOOKING UP WITH ONE OF THE TWINS, I AM GOING TO THROW UP! AND CHRIS IRRITATES ME BEYOND BELIEF

    Comment by Armina — August 8, 2012 @ 3:17 pm

  19. I can’t figure out Lindzi. How in the world can one of the sweetest and prettiest girls hook up with Kalon? What does she see in him? Do you know Ashley?

    Comment by Bobbie — August 8, 2012 @ 3:53 pm

  20. What does CBEF stand for?

    Comment by Love JP — August 8, 2012 @ 7:48 pm

  21. Ashley you are doing a better job of entertaining without being being offensive, rude and inappropriate. Now if you could just learn to handle feedback that isn’t a bunch of swooning, you might really have what it takes.

    Comment by Sarah Whitney — August 8, 2012 @ 8:35 pm

  22. I am so disgusted by the way that Chris is acting on Bachelor Pad. Emily seriously made a great decision to get rid of him. He is such a playboy in the house…I’m not a big fan of Blakeley, but I feel bad for how attached she is to him, and he seems like he really couldn’t care less about her or Jamie. When I see him in the one-on-one camera confessionals talking about the girls he looks like such a sleaze!

    Comment by Meg — August 8, 2012 @ 8:48 pm

  23. I think it’s silly how Reid got so much flack this episode because he was always upfront about not liking Ed, even from the first interview. However, the more Reid conspired against Ed, the more Ed seemed to say they had been such good friends. At the beginning of this season, Ed said they weren’t friends though!

    Comment by Tess — August 8, 2012 @ 9:28 pm

  24. Ugh, can’t stand Ed; don’t understand everyone’s tolerance of him. Everyone goes so easy on him when he does despicable things! Huh. There really isn’t anyone to root for yet. No one is playing the game well or being at all likable. Chris is also acting despicable. Why do people like these losers?

    Comment by bsheer — August 8, 2012 @ 9:38 pm

  25. HAHA! Another hilarious blog!

    @Love JP – CBEF stands for “Crazy Baby Eagle Face”. Ashley’s nickname for Chris Bukowski in her blogs during Bachelorette. If you have not read those blogs, check them out. HILARIOUS!

    Comment by KeriL — August 9, 2012 @ 4:21 am

  26. Jaclyn is not even remotely attractive. Please get a nose job and cut your hair. Eck. I just cant stand her.

    Comment by Karen — August 9, 2012 @ 7:40 am

  27. @karen, holly and armina – while I totally respect y’all’s opinions, I think it’s not ok to call people unattractive, ugly, etc. saying someone looks like an eagle is one thing, because let’s be honest – everyone looks like some type of animal. I look like a cross between a mouse and a leemer for instance.

    Jaclyn is a gorgeous girl. While you may comment on the things she does on the show, I assure you that she never says anything behind someone’s back that she wouldn’t say to their face. Once, Jaclyn heard that I said something about her, and instead of talking behind my back, she just asked me if I said it. I think that type of behavior is refreshing when it comes to girls and she has been nothing but a good friend to me.

    Not to mention, the girl hasn’t worked out in like 7 years and her body looks damn good for not exercising!

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 9, 2012 @ 10:46 am

  28. oh I’m not saying Jaclyn is ugly by any means and I do not say people have the right to do so. I am just saying that she did in fact talk behind Blakley’s back and then was nice to her face when the first episode aired.
    That being said, I also do not think that she should have made fun of Blakley for not getting higher education. There are many reasons why that may be the case. No person is better than other person regardless of education. And Jaclyn kind of showed that she thought she was better because she was more educated.
    Again all that being said, I am not a Blakley fan either so I don’t want it to seem like I am mean to someone because I like someone else better.

    Comment by Armina — August 9, 2012 @ 12:14 pm

  29. Is there anything pretty about Jaclyn? She’s not the best looking, but my god what a FACEWENCH!!! She just complains and cries.

    Comment by just sayin — August 9, 2012 @ 1:10 pm

  30. Chris we love you!!!

    Comment by Barb — August 9, 2012 @ 1:10 pm

  31. Jamie is one of those beautiful girls that has bad luck all the time. Hope she meets a good man!

    Comment by Sarah — August 9, 2012 @ 1:15 pm

  32. It is bothersome to see the alum so snobby to the fans. You butt waxers are NOT CELEBRITIES!!! The fans are good people. So what if you got dumped on Bachelor, some of you didn’t even get a freakin date on Bachelor. David we love you!!!

    Comment by Kelly — August 9, 2012 @ 1:19 pm

  33. @kelly – I’m not sure if you are talking to me or the people on Bachpad but I in no way think that I’m a celebrity and I’m pretty nice to the fans. I also don’t wax my butt. Haha. I really like David and Donna and I said so in the blog.

    @ashley2 – I’m just going to delete you. Move on. You also pretty much revealed that you are American who always calls me a chipmunk. Dumb.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 9, 2012 @ 2:56 pm

  34. Armina – totally understand what you are saying! However, I know that they are friends currently so I think they resolved all that. We are all guilty of saying some not so nice things sometimes!

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 9, 2012 @ 2:59 pm

  35. Gosh – people are getting a bit crazy with their reactions to this season! I love your recaps Ashley! I’m sorry there are so many people saying mean things, directed at you or people on the show. To those commenting, unless you’ve been on the show or in a public situation, you probably shouldn’t judge. You never know how you personally would act, how you would be edited or how others will react to you. Some of the contestants make it easy for viewers to condemn them, but it’s still no excuse to be rude to people you’ve never met in person.

    Comment by Kirsty — August 9, 2012 @ 3:07 pm

  36. @kirsty – thank you for saying that! don’t get me wrong, I used to watch the show and make fun of people! Heck haha, I still do! But I hope this blog helps people not take the show so seriously! Sure, lots of horrible things are said, people are mean, and we pick favorites, but at the end of the day – all of these people are human. So while I encourage y’all to laugh along with me – let’s stop taking everything so seriously! This is supposed to be a fun blog!

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 9, 2012 @ 3:11 pm

  37. Jaclyn is not one bit attractive and thinks she is above everyone else. News flash sweetie. You aint. Ed is just getting his balls blown off him..lol You go Ed. Same as Erica. She needs to cut that fake hair. Why does everyone wear fake hair when it looks nasty. I dont get it. Grow your own hair out girls. I really like Sarah and Jamie. They seem like really sweet girls without having big ego’s thinking they are celebs. I dont know why Bach/ette people think they are celebs because they are not. In your dreams maybe. Get with it people. Your just people of the street like the rest of us. Erica ditching the fans made me hate her even more. She is such a waste of tv. You all should go read what reality steve said and posted about her.lmao Its about time people found out what she is really like…later

    Comment by Missy — August 9, 2012 @ 3:14 pm

  38. I do love your blog Ashley. Best one out there. Funny as heck.

    Comment by Missy — August 9, 2012 @ 3:18 pm

  39. OMG, check out Reality Steve this week. Soooooo interesting about Erica Rose stabbing Steve in the back and read up on what he does back to her. She has to be almost as humiliated as Kristen Stewart right now.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 9, 2012 @ 4:38 pm

  40. Ashley, I don’t think Kelly was talking to you! LOL. But it’s probably good you addressed it anyway! Great blog as usual! I don’t even watch BPAD, but I can tell how much of a train wreck it is based on your blog. By the way, it is way easier to read this 5-7 minute recap than it is to watch the 1.5 (?) hour episode. Looking forward to next weeks blog! :)

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 9, 2012 @ 5:11 pm

  41. @RSFAN, are you serious? Reality Steve is the idiot who keeps making friends with these people to get spoilers. He did it with Holly and then when she wouldn’t reveal that she was on Bachelor Pad 2, he told her he would destroy her. He did it with Ellen who is his real life friend who hooked up with a prior castmate and he hounded her for spoilers for a past season. Then he turns around and starts saying thing about Ellen’s boyfriend and she doesn’t like it so she creates a small facebook group of 10 of RS haters and tells the a lie about Steve. He also emails 3 contestants from Ben’s season telling them he would pay for spoilers and they turn those emails over to Mike Fleiss. He has a friendship with Erica Rose and he uses her to get bachelor pad 3 spoilers and she turns her texts over to Mike Fleiss. It’s a pattern with Steve. He became to nosy and curious and he got his ass handed to him. No sympathy for someone who knows what he was getting into trying to get spoilers from fame whores on reality tv!!

    Comment by Cammie99 — August 9, 2012 @ 5:15 pm

  42. Uhh, can we not talk about Reality Steve on here? This is Ashley’s blog :) And most people love Ashley <3 lol

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 9, 2012 @ 7:18 pm

  43. Cammie those are some good points you make. Thanks. However, I still find him highly entertaining.

    Beth, it’s free speech in this great country of ours.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 9, 2012 @ 7:44 pm

  44. WTF? What happened to my two posts? Just because I think Chris is decent looking, though a bit swarmy, doesn’t warrant a censorship. Golly, can’t have any opinions around here that Ashley doesn’t like. #crazy

    Comment by Sarah Whitney — August 9, 2012 @ 7:50 pm

  45. @Sarah, only AS can comment on people’s looks. Agree or shut up. Know your place girl LOL.

    Comment by Stella — August 9, 2012 @ 7:56 pm

  46. Hey Ashley2, sorry to see you keep getting deleted. I love your posts LOL. I agree about Ashley’s face looking like a chipmunk too. She even has said so herself, so I don’t get why she keeps deleting you. It’s weird how she’s always on here snooping and editing.

    Comment by Maura — August 10, 2012 @ 4:19 am

  47. Too much censorship by Ashley and too many rules about what we can say on here. I just wanna have fun. Booooooooooo.

    Comment by Jazzizbest — August 10, 2012 @ 7:16 am

  48. Jaclyn is so brutal looking and has such a nasty personality. Why doesn’t anyone on this show acknowledge either of these facts? I guess people pretend to like her because they are scared of her wrath. I am perplexed by this situation.

    Comment by Betty — August 10, 2012 @ 1:04 pm

  49. Betty, I agree with you. She’s a witch.

    Comment by Becca — August 10, 2012 @ 1:32 pm

  50. Best show ever is the Beverly Hills Nannies. Ya’ll gotta watch it – ABC Fam on Tuesdays!! Get an insight on what it’s like for Ashley w/her part-time nanny job, y’all know what I am sayin’

    Comment by Nanny fever — August 10, 2012 @ 5:14 pm

  51. NEWS FLASH (for all you naysayers): Ashley does not control which posts are deleted. She can ask for certain ones to be taken down because they are not relevant to the blog itself. Some ( in fact many) are taken down by blog moderators not her. Believe me, Ashley’s blog itself gets censored and we don’t get to see all the pictures. You guys are seriously so annoying. Every week you get on here and nasty comments. You really don’t get why the moderators/Ashley take them down? Get a clue. I’m not trying to be mean, but you just can’t seem to figure out that Ashley is just not going to take your petty comments about how she looks. @RSFAN- I know. The reason I said that is because I didn’t want what happened with the comment thread last week to happen this week (i.e. ramblings, nonsensical ideas). I have no problem if people talk about Reality Steve, I just meant that I didn’t want Ashley’s blog to blow up. lol. Sorry if I offended you. :)

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 10, 2012 @ 7:03 pm

  52. Beth you are a sweetheart — too bad you are not the blogger. You’d get love from everyone no matter how much they’d want to hate lol.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 10, 2012 @ 7:42 pm

  53. Aww, well that’s really nice of you to say RSFAN. :) I don’t have time to blog right now, nor am I talented enough to do the whole pic/caption thing. lol. Maybe in the future!

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 10, 2012 @ 8:44 pm

  54. I really enjoy your blot, Ashley. You are very enjoyable to read compared to most.

    Please don’t let the whole RS toxic spewing start on your blog too! It’s really taking away the enjoyment.

    Keep doing what you’re doing. I look forward to reading you every week!

    Comment by jessie — August 12, 2012 @ 9:46 am

  55. Meant blog (obviously).

    Comment by jessie — August 12, 2012 @ 9:47 am

  56. I pretty much screamed at my TV when I saw the Tanktop from Hell return. I was wondering if you’d catch it and comment on it in your post… Your quote really cracked me up!! Granted, Dave wore that tank top because he knew it was going to get ruined, but that being said, why did he purchase such a bad tank top to being with?

    This tank top is quickly turning into a running gag…

    Comment by Cindy — August 12, 2012 @ 10:28 am

  57. @ nannyfev, yes the Beverly Hills Nannies is an awesome show.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 12, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

  58. Beverly Hills Nannies reminds me of Ashley lol.

    Comment by Ashley2 — August 12, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

  59. Hey Ashley Spivey (love your blog as always, especially this one), I’m wondering if you can clear something up for me. It seems like Erica Rose is getting a lot of hate for numerous reasons, especially because of the comments she made about the “superfans.” People call her shallow, cruel, petty (when she gets insulted we feel sorry for her until she takes someone else down with her), vapid, insecure. I’m not too crazy about her either.

    Can you give us some insights into who the real Erica Rose is, because we only see the television version of her.

    Thank you.

    Comment by Just Curious — August 12, 2012 @ 9:00 pm

  60. Another hilarious blog! My biggest impression is that Chris’s true nature as a a GIANT DOUCHEBAG are now out big time. I love Jamie and also loved Paige. I’m waiting, hoping, for Jamie to wake up and realized she is way to good for Chris.

    Comment by Karen — August 12, 2012 @ 9:06 pm

  61. I would say a lot of these women need help for self-esteem issues when it comes to men, but I realized I was the same way at that age! Now that I’m older I can see it so clearly, and it makes me wince in pain when I see or hear Jamie, Sarah or whoever make a comment showing that low self-esteem. Women need to stop settling for bits and pieces from men! It’s hard to watch and even harder to recognize myself 30 years ago!

    Ashley, does anyone recognize Ed might have a problem or is it just typical Bachelor/Fleiss allowing large amounts of alcohol to be consumed, becauses it makes for such entertaining TV to some?

    Comment by jessie — August 13, 2012 @ 7:31 am

  62. Hey Cammmie99, GO AWAY with your Reality Steve obsession! You have been posting everywhere for over a week about this same stupid crap. Nobody cares except you. Why are you so obsessed with someone you appear to hate & why are you forcing all this gossip & petty crap on Ashley’s readers? Go post on Reality Steve, for the love of God!

    Comment by Foxie — August 13, 2012 @ 10:48 am

  63. Foxie, what a fake name – we’ve never seen YOU before lol. You are probably Ashley.

    Comment by Ashley2 — August 13, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

  64. Ashley2, you visit this blog more than I do and that’s really sad. Don’t you have anything better to do than read my blog or the comments?

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 13, 2012 @ 4:28 pm

  65. @Foxie Totally agree with you! Cammie99 go away and take your Reality Steve obsession which looks like you hate this guy and go back to his site. No one cares that Steve enticed Holly, Erica and Ellen to give him spoilers and no one cares that he offered to pay 3 girls from Ben’s season for spoilers. Actually Mike Fleiss cares and he took care of Reality Steve by making him take down his bachelor pad spoilers! Yeah Mike Fleiss! Good on you! This douchebag just loves to spoil, so I am glad you made him remove those spoilers!

    Comment by BrianJ — August 13, 2012 @ 4:31 pm

  66. Oh lord, don’t you have anything better to do than pick fights with people who write comments.

    Comment by Ashley2 — August 13, 2012 @ 6:23 pm

  67. @Ashley2- girl- you crazy. Chillax and get a life- this blog is just for laughs, and you clearly must enjoy it if you spend so much time checkin back here! Let’s just all play nice here and enjoy the sillies that Ashely S brings to us every week!

    Ashley- keep it up girl! I am watching the pad right now and already can’t wait for your post! Caption on my mind right now to this shot of Sarah kicking Chris: Maybe his head will stop bobbling now!

    Love you!!!!

    Comment by D lynn — August 13, 2012 @ 6:36 pm

  68. Thanks D Lynn! :) The next post is full of craziness! I’m sure Ashley2 will comment on it at least 10 times ;)

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 13, 2012 @ 7:37 pm

  69. Sarah is the only girl I can handle watching. She is hilarious. And I never thought I’d say this, but Kalon is hilarious.

    Comment by Eliza — August 14, 2012 @ 11:32 am

  70. Hey Ashley,

    Love your blogs as usual!! Keep them coming and don’t pay any attention to these dumb people who have nothing better to do with their time than say bad things about people they don’t even know. I think your blogs are very funny and anyone who finds them offensive can’t take a joke and should not be reading your blogs. Can’t wait for this weeks blog.

    Comment by Nelu — August 14, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

  71. Strange isn’t it? Suddenly all sorts of new posts when no one was on here much the last few days. Hmmmm could we be Ashley? Me thinks …. yeah.

    Comment by Ashley2 — August 14, 2012 @ 1:01 pm

  72. You would know Ashley2. Hell, why don’t you write this blog? You seem to troll it enough.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 14, 2012 @ 2:08 pm

  73. Welp, Steve got his blog out today and he doesn’t even get an advanced copy of the show. Now that’s someone who knows how to be a professional. Stag too, now there’s a decent blog. Check it out on Parade. Good, real summary. And, he is a musician which is cool that he does so many things so well. Hmmmm, maybe I could be R-Stag fan.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 14, 2012 @ 2:16 pm

  74. Thanks Nelu – I wish that only people like you commented on this blog but unfortunately there are haters that have nothing better to do. Guess it just gives us a reason to be thankful that we can laugh and enjoy ourselves rather than try to bring others down.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 14, 2012 @ 2:16 pm

  75. Ashley, I always read yours and Michael’s blogs cause you two are awesome. Ashley2 seems pretty idiotic. Sorry your humor gets so many bleeding hearts ruining it for the rest of us. Can’t wait for your next blog, I always look forward to it every week!
    It would be cool to see you on BachPad haha! :) it seems pretty crazy though, I know I wouldn’t be able to handle it.
    Keep it up girl! :)

    Comment by Shay — August 14, 2012 @ 3:53 pm

  76. If there wasn’t so much censorship and zillions of overbearing posts from the blogger, maybe people wouldn’t get so ticked off. A lot of people left who did make sense. The problem here is the blogger being so OCD about what gets posted on the comments section. Needs to chill out and stop micromanaging.

    Comment by Sarah Whitney — August 14, 2012 @ 5:08 pm

  77. Shay – I would NEVER do it! I’m no good at lying or hiding my feelings. I’d probably cry at least 10x a day and everyone would think I was a goofball! Thanks for the sweet words!

    Sarah Whitney – get over it and stop reading the blog. It’s that simple. I won’t stop deleting yall’s pain in the ass comments because they are rude. Now quit being a baby and trolling MY BLOG!

    Ps – eat a dick.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 14, 2012 @ 6:25 pm

  78. *facepalm* Sarah Whitney- Ashley doesn’t do all of the censoring. I said that above. And if you want to talk about Ashley, say her damn name. You’re on her blog, she can read your comment. Her name is ASHLEY. ASHLEY. It’s shows a lack of respect to not call someone by their name when you know it ( the exception being parents b/c everyone calls them mom and dad). You really need to stop freaking out over the censorship in the blog. You’re the one who sounds OCD. Find something worthwhile to be mad/worried about, like the fact that there are some kids in other countries who are dying because they don’t have mosquito nets to keep them safe from malaria-ridden mosquitos. Those same kids also don’t have clean water. I am not trying to start drama or offend anyone here, but I am so sick of you b!tch!ng about everything. There is no reason to complain about censorship. Look, if you don’t want the blog moderators/Ashley to take you comments down, then write thoughtful ones. You’re bringing the blog censorship onto yourself. Ashley/the blog moderators don’t choose your words, you do. They won’t take them down if you aren’t offensive or petty. My point is, stop complaining over something that is really your own fault. Have a good week!

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 14, 2012 @ 6:40 pm

  79. Btw, just saw your comment Ashley and it is A+ ! Way to give it to her!

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 14, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

  80. Aww I was so happy to see a response haha I love that you write back Ashley I think it’s awesome. And I love your responses to the people that should just get their ass off this blog! Hilarious. And I agree, I would cry like 10x a day too, no doubt! Lol! :)

    Comment by Shay — August 14, 2012 @ 10:32 pm

  81. Ashley I love your blog and I wish you wrote more on saynotocosmo!!

    People need to chill, it’s all for entertainment. Though I also agree with the Jacklyn comments. NO idea how she even got on the show in the first place.

    Comment by Brigitte — August 15, 2012 @ 4:10 am

  82. That last rant was really low class. I guess that explains the love of hotdogs.

    Comment by Ashley2 — August 15, 2012 @ 5:32 am

  83. LOL, some of the comments on here are really funny.

    Comment by Twinkles — August 15, 2012 @ 9:38 am

  84. I didn’t think Reid would last long and I agree he did play a poor game. He admitted via Twitter he was bored and tried to stir things up. Sounds like he wished he hadn’t bothered signing up in the first place. I don’t know why some people are so uptight with Reid when the others are also lying, scheming, hooking up in the mansion. Its a GAME and its gonna get worse as the season goes. After all we are in the 3rd installment so its nothing new.

    Comment by Maria C — August 15, 2012 @ 10:31 am

  85. I’d rather have censorship than have to put up with one more post from that whacko curiouser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by jessie — August 15, 2012 @ 10:56 am

  86. RS may have gotten his blog out, but it’s nowhere near as good as what Ashley writes. I’ve been going to RS site for years, but not for the writing! I’d rather wait for quality. And yes, Stags recap was really good. What a nice guy. Ashely, have you met him? I just realized the two of you would be adorable! Sorry, my motherly matchmaking gene just went into overdrive when I thought of two such nice people together!

    Comment by jessie — August 15, 2012 @ 11:00 am

  87. This blog is raunchy, low class and pushes women back several decades. Total trash.

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