ASHLEY SPIVEY’S BACHELOR PAD BLOG: EPISODE 2

So sorry y’all that I missed out on blogging last week!  I usually write my recaps on the weekend and since I was in LA for the finale, I didn’t have a lot of time to write!  However, I wanted to share with y’all some pics that I took during the finale!  I have to say that I’ve never seen Emily so happy.  I was definitely Team Arie for most of the season but after I saw Emily and Jef together, I knew that they were perfect for each other!

 

Thank God for JP, haha, he puts up with a lot from us two when we are together!

 

 

Group photo – aren’t Emily and Jef adorable?

 

 

I tried taking a picture of Emily and Jef multiple times during the After Party and every single time – they both had their eyes closed!  They’re already so in-sync as a couple! ;)

As much as I adored Emily’s season of the Bachelorette, it’s nice to get back to the dramatics and hilarity that is Bachelor Pad 3 so let’s get started…

 

 

The episode starts out with Erica Rose basically saying that she is going to make life a living hell for Dave, who tried his best (and by best I mean worst) to vote her out.  I bet he basically knew that he was screwed.

 

 

The twins start fighting and I really wish ABC had subtitled their fight because I STILL have no idea what they were fighting about because my ears can’t register decibel levels that high.

 

 

Poor Nick!  He’s like the William of Bachelor Pad 2!  We basically see him in the background of every episode and maybe he gets to say 1 or 2 sentences – if he’s lucky!  I’m just sad that we aren’t getting to see him without his shirt on more.

 

 

A couple of really tiny girls show up and perform a crazy, flexible rhythmic gymnastics routine.  I would be so terrified if I was on the show because I’m like Erica Rose when it comes to athleticism and rhythm.

 

 

Just kidding!  I can’t tell the twins apart so I have no idea if this is the one that’s definitely not a virgin.

 

 

Reid proves that he WILL NOT be a future contestant of Dancing With the Stars.

 

 

Go ahead and put Rachel on that list too!

 

 

Ahhh Erica Rose, I have no words.  I just love that Jaclyn is in the background, laughing hysterically too.

 

 

Poor Ryan.  That’s really all I have to say about this dude.

 

 

Was this really the best the costume department could do with the leotards?  I really feel like they missed an opportunity to provide for some epic wardrobe malfunctions.  On another note, I just really didn’t like how everyone had on red lipstick.

 

 

As bad as the girl’s leotards were, I could not stop laughing at the boy’s costumes.  Let’s just say that I couldn’t even stare them in the face and I know have multiple package screenshots on my computer that I will be using as blackmail in the future.

 

Then my favs, Ashley and JP, show up to judge the competition, along with a girl who actually knows a lot about rhythmic gymnastics.

 

The girl’s performance was horrible but seriously, no judgment, I would be horrible at this too.   However, JP was totally judging them at this moment.

 

 

Me too girl, me too.

Then the boys performed and they were actually amazing!

 

 

Was anyone else cracking up at Ashley’s faces during the performances?  Apparently, she told me that she was a lot harsher so I really wish we had gotten to see more of that!

 

 

In a moment that was shocking to no one, Erica Rose was voted as the worst performer for the girls.  As much as I love Erica and she does provide endless entertainment, I feel like she should have busted her @$$ to win on this challenge after her performance last week.  You can only get by for so long by guilting people into keeping you.

 

 

I really thought that the worst for the guys was going to go to Reid!

 

 

Chris  (Crazy Baby Eagle Face – Never forget!) kept mentioning how he didn’t want to be partners with Blakeley anymore and how he wouldn’t take her on a date if he won…

 

 

So of course she wins and she couldn’t be more pumped about it!  Bless her heart.

 

 

Of course Michael won!  He’s a dancer for Pete’s sake!

 

 

Donna continued to make it pretty obvious that she has a huge crush on Michael!

 

 

Then Michael, who is really trying to fall in love this time y’all, picks 3 ladies to go on the date with him.

 

 

I mean, who wouldn’t pick those boobies?  He brings along Rachel and Lindzi as well in case Donna tries to tie him up and hold him hostage.

 

 

Did anyone else feel super awkward during this concert date?  You could totally tell that no one in the super small crowd had ever heard of this band before but they were totally trying to act like superfans.  The lady in the back was seriously cracking me up with her dramatic fun-having!

 

 

I was legitimately surprised to see Rachel kiss Michael.  I’ve been around these two before the show and I never even saw a hint of a spark!  However, they are both two of the most laid back and adorable people ever so it makes sense!

 

 

But you know who it didn’t make sense to?  DONNA!  She looked so pissed!

 

 

Back at the house, the 32 year-old virgin is preparing a birthday spread for his partner, Jamie, and further proving why he is a 32 year-old virgin.

 

 

I think that Ryan totally gets that Jamie doesn’t want to be his partner because why in the heck would he talk to Chris about switching partners???  Bless his heart!

 

 

Back at the date, Donna has a little surprise for Michael!

 

 

I think this is supposed to be Michael but I really can’t tell.  I just really hope this face doesn’t visit me tonight in my dreams!  Scary!

 

 

Then Michael decides to fulfill Donna’s fantasy and I get the creepies from seeing too much of their tongues!

 

 

Jamie is a smart girl – I know this, I’ve met her many times!  Why in the heck is she putting up with Chris’ crap?  She thinks that he is going to switch partners but he has basically told or showed her otherwise!

 

 

After Chris begs Jamie to kiss him, he takes Blakeley to Jamie and Blakeley’s room, and keeps his partner satisfied so she’ll take him on the date tomorrow and keep him safe from elimination.

 

 

How did Jamie stay so calm in this moment?  I would have freaked out on Crazy Baby Eagle face and exacted some form of revenge on him!

 

 

The next day, Blakely decides to bring Chris (duh), Ed (?), and Dave on her date.  I really think it was cute that she brought Dave because he was nice and I love him for tearing up!

 

 

You know who wasn’t happy about Blakeley choosing Dave?

 

 

What happened to “Emily really made me sad” Chris?  I miss that humble dude.

 

 

I swear to God, that when I saw this close up shot of Chris, it was like Bachelor Pad gave me the bobblehead close-up that I’ve been dreaming of!  I was LOLing all over the place!

 

 

As much as I didn’t like Dave’s strategy in the first episode, I really do think he is being a strong competitor in the game and he is pretty smart about how he handled the Blakeley situation.  He completely knew that he would have to appeal to the emotional side of her in order to get a rose.

 

 

It’s too bad that Blakeley is totally d*ckmatized by Chris and still ended up giving him the rose even though he didn’t seem genuine at all when she was questioning him about his loyalty to her.

 

 

Everyone heads back to the house and the $h!tshow starts!  Everyone starts making out with everyone!  Turns out that even girls can’t resist Donna’s charms…

 

 

ToolMcDoucheNugget has somehow managed to score one of the prettiest girls in the house – Lindzi.

 

 

It really seems like Ed and Jaclyn are going to hook up…

 

 

But then Ed gives Sarah a titty twister in the pool and proceeds to take her to the Boom Boom room.

 

 

Dirty talk has never been so hilarious!  Seriously – what kind of noises were those?

 

 

I want to feel sorry for Blakeley because Chris has quickly taken on the role of TMDN but she is continuing to put up with him after catching him with Jamie.  Where is y’all’s self-respect ladies?  Toss that dude to the curb lady – should have traded him in for the 32 year-old virgin and then you would have gotten the loyalty you crave!

 

 

True story:  I started to watch this episode of Bachelor Pad on Sunday when I had a major hangover.  By the time I got to the twins argument, I had to turn it off because their screeching and squawking made my head hurt worse.  At first I thought that maybe I couldn’t understand them because nothing on my body was functioning but I tried to watch their argument multiple times and I still can’t decipher most of what was said or why the heck they were arguing.

 

Some little birdies told me that the twin that was upset (leaving) had hooked up with Tony and maybe this caused the argument?

 

I’m serious, MTV tried to make them happen and now ABC took a chance on them.  America hasn’t voted but judging from Twitter last night, I’m pretty sure that we’ve had all the Taltos twins that we can handle.

 

 

You know that when Michael is saying bad stuff about you that you must be the worst.

 

We were all so mystified by the twin’s secret language that hardly anyone was talking about the obvious hookup between Lindzi and Kalon.  He actually was rubbing her hair and it looked a little cute.  What in the heck is going on???

 

Thing 1 heads outside to tell Dave (her hookup) that she’s leaving.  I don’t think he can understand her either.

 

 

I really wish Jaclyn had personally escorted them outside.  How awesome would that have been?

 

Do you think Dave cared more that his makeout partner left or that he instantly knew that he’d be going home very, very soon?

 

 

Unfortunately for Dave also, with the twins departure, Erica Rose could not be voted off – so she’d live another day that would be filled with ways to make Dave’s life hell.

 

I’m not sure what Reid’s strategy is for BachPad but it’s safe to say that nothing is really working out for him.  His girl went home the first night, he’s not a strong competitor so far, and his voting efforts never work out.  I really thought Reid’s BachPad journey would be a lot different.

 

I think it’s amazing that Sarah hooked up with Ed the night before she voted him off! Girl is not messing around y’all!  Maybe it wasn’t the best strategy but she isn’t d*ckmatized like everyone else!

 

 

I think Ed was genuinely confused by everything that happened at the cocktail party.  I bet we are going to see some major fireworks between Ed and Reid once Ed discovers that Reid was leading the contention against him!

 

Fancy Jamie has turned into 80s Jamie for the cocktail party and she is confused y’all!  Should she vote out Ed and vote with “the outsiders” or vote against her own partner?

 

Jamie still thinks that Chris will eventually become her partner so she decides to vote off her own partner, Ryan.  Did I mention that he’s a virgin?  A 32 year-old virgin!  I personally could care less, but he keeps on telling us so much that I think we should make a big deal about it y’all.  But on a serious note, bless his heart.  He seems like a nice guy – however, nice guys don’t do that well on the pad.  Unless you’re spreading your saliva around like Michael. ;)

 

What did y’all think of the episode?  Are y’all glad that the twins went home?  Could y’all understand a word they said?  Who do you blame more in the Chris/Blakeley/Jamie love triangle?  What is the weirdest hookup to y’all?

 

See you all next week and check out my other blog, http://www.saynotocosmo.com, for more Bachelor and Bachelorette news, relationships advice, and some other random musings from me!

125 Comments »

  1. Oh my… All of your captions make me seriously LOL! Baby Eagle Face?!?! Bahahaha!!!! That’s Hilarious! I don’t like Chris AT ALL. His ego makes me ill! It’s almost as bad as watching Ryan on Emily’s season. Almost…… And those twins. ICK!!!!

    Comment by Christy @ Sparkles & Spinach — July 31, 2012 @ 2:54 pm

  2. When you said the twins were saying goodbye to Mike you confused me. Did you mean Dave? Or did I miss where
    You changed his name. Look forward to your weekly blogs! Thanks!

    Comment by Nicole — July 31, 2012 @ 2:54 pm

  3. You accidentally called Dave “Mike” after the pictures of the twins going home.

    Love your blogs. Love you!

    Comment by Morgan Sandoval — July 31, 2012 @ 2:57 pm

  4. Love your blog. Chris is definitely to blame in the love triangle. He’s Blake/Kasey 2.0

    Comment by Courtney — July 31, 2012 @ 3:05 pm

  5. Love your recaps girl, but I think you started to call Dave Mike in your picture descriptions?
    Or maybe I’m the confused one haha! =)

    Comment by Sara — July 31, 2012 @ 3:07 pm

  6. YAY! You’re back! Another hilarious blog… You keep me giggling.

    Comment by KeriL — July 31, 2012 @ 3:14 pm

  7. love the blog! but i don’t think you can blame the girls in the love triangle… chris is telling them everything they want to hear, i’m pretty sure he told both of them that he was only leading the other girl on for strategy reasons. and they can’t hear his itm’s! SO glad the twins are gone, but i agree, erica can’t just give up on the challenges because she thinks she won’t be good at them. although it was more nick’s height than any fault of hers that caused them to lose the first challenge.
    i for one think lindzi and kalon are kind of cute! a lot o reports are coming out that the bp3 cast thinks kalon is actually a really quality guy and was just playing up the villain act for the cameras. and he didn’t even really get that much screen time this episode anyway! if reports are true that they are still dating off the show, i at least hope for lindzi’s sake that he really is an ok guy.
    i don’t think reid’s strategy is all that lacking, i mean he almost won the first challenge, and both rose ceremonies staged a last minute voting change that only fell short by one vote. also he was the smart one in wanting ed gone over ryan, i mean who really thinks ryan had a chance to win it all?
    anyway great blog and cute pictures from atfr :)

    Comment by sky — July 31, 2012 @ 3:22 pm

  8. i wanted to know why Erica wore a dress for the gynastics exercise instead of pants — and why Fleiss insisted upon showing up photos of her white cotton underpants when she spread her legs. Kind of gross and uncalled for.

    Comment by Fan — July 31, 2012 @ 3:29 pm

  9. did the twin hook up with tony or dave? you said tony, and then dave. they actually kind of look alike so i get confused too. i’d rather read your blog than watch the show. way faster and more entertaining.

    Comment by daniela — July 31, 2012 @ 3:30 pm

  10. Ash? I know you’re young (early 20′s?), but I am not sure you are doing yourself a huge service sexualizing yourself (butt implants and skin tight white dress at Bachelorette Finale??) and hanging out with all the Bachelor alumn partying, bragging about being drunk and hung over, acting stupid,etc.

    It’s great that you have name/face recognition now,…but you may want to consider how you portray yourself so that you have longevity.

    Seems like I am an exception about liking your blog. I liked your characterization of Chris as “baby eagle face” ==because he does look like the blue eagle chracter from the Muppets….but I didn’t really “get” your blog. It seems disjointed and immature, kind of silly, etc. Maybe I just didn’t get it, but I apprear to be in the minority

    Good luck.

    Comment by Fan — July 31, 2012 @ 3:35 pm

  11. Sorry about the Mike/Dave confusion – I think it’s fixed now.

    Daniela – One hooked up with Dave, one hooked up with Tony!

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — July 31, 2012 @ 3:37 pm

  12. So happy the twins are gone! I had to turn the mute button on during temper tantrum! Now that they’re gone, it’s time to figure out this nightmare between Lindzi and Kalon!

    Comment by Robin — July 31, 2012 @ 3:54 pm

  13. holy $hitballs! I feel like I was watching an episode of Twilight zone called Bizarro World.Total freak show and yes I cant believe how stupid these women are being.I think Ed may deplete the whole houses supply of alcohol in 2 days.Chris turned into a mack Daddy.Ed turned into an alcoholic perv.Mike is growing balls.Blakely needs xanex.Erica Rose is always the same lol.Reid needs to take off his glasses so he can get his Super Powers back and Thank GOD the twins left (i hope they were asked to leave lol)Some dummy called “CBEF” Athletic? Did they not watch Bachelorette?and now KALON is acting human for now.Geez how things can change in the BP3 Zone haha!

    Comment by NanetteV1 — July 31, 2012 @ 4:02 pm

  14. also as usual ashley you outdo yourself on the recap.You say what everyone is thinking but you say it so well lol.Ha crazy baby eagle face and tool Mcdouche nugget?You are a blast.lol.Awesome pics too! YOu may have needed a telephoto lens on some of those man tights lol

    Comment by NanetteV1 — July 31, 2012 @ 4:08 pm

  15. So happy to see your blog! I missed it last week. :) It was great to see you looking so fantastic on the finale as well!

    When Michael was talking about the twins sounding like mosquitoes buzzing in your ears, I was DYING of laughter. Nothing has made me laugh quite so hard as that. Super glad I don’t have to decipher their words any longer.

    Comment by Anna — July 31, 2012 @ 4:24 pm

  16. Love your blog! Always so entertaining, you crack me up and totally tell it like it is! Almost as fun reading as it is to watch!

    Comment by Caroline — July 31, 2012 @ 4:32 pm

  17. Great blog as always! I am not liking CBEF, think Ed should tone down the binge drinking, love Dave, am SO glad the twins are gone, don’t like seeing Lindzi with what’s his face, and really want to see Blakely and Jamie (What was that 80′s look about?) team up, unload on, and remove CBEF. On another note, I’ll never understand why people feel the need to be nasty to you personally in these comments.. Not right! Hope you never let them get to you, as I look forward to your blog for my weekley chuckle! He’s (Why am I so sure it’s a he?) in the minority in his opinions!

    Comment by Jayne — July 31, 2012 @ 5:46 pm

  18. Wow. Ashley deletes posts on her blog which are not fawning? Loser.

    Comment by Fan — July 31, 2012 @ 5:59 pm

  19. CBEF!! Never gets old!! Seriously though, I have had about enough of Chris and his slimy, smarmy, sleazy smiles at the camera….I can’t understand these girls throwing themselves at him! I am waiting for that temper he showed when Emily dumped him after hometowns. Can we trade in some Chris for Nick time?? True eye candy!!

    Comment by Dee Tee — July 31, 2012 @ 6:14 pm

  20. Robin – totally agree! What the heck is up with that?

    Nanette – thank you so much! I agree that this season is so crazy but I love it!

    Anna – my ears are happy as well.

    Caroline – thanks! I try to not be biased and tell it like it is but I do love me some Jaclyn and Rachel!

    Jayne – thanks for the sweet words!

    Fan – while I can request for posts to be taken down, I have no power to delete comments. As far as I know – no comments have been deleted from this blog.

    Comment by Ashley — July 31, 2012 @ 6:16 pm

  21. Cool recap! Thanks!

    Comment by Arch — July 31, 2012 @ 6:17 pm

  22. Yay! Ashley S is back!
    The twins – they gave me a headache and I was glad that they left because I don’t think I could have continued watching the show if that went on for multiple episodes.

    Lindzi & TMDN – I have no words.

    Jamie/Chris/Blakely – I blame them all! Chris is being a total tool and Jamie and Blakely putting up with that crap from him and buying into whatever he’s saying to them just makes them both look like idiots. They’re fighting to partner with someone who has shown not even the slightest bit of true loyalty to either of them.

    I did miss your blog last week. You always make me laugh!

    Comment by Tilly — July 31, 2012 @ 7:30 pm

  23. say what you want about Kalon but he and Lindzi were kinda cute together.

    Kalon said in an interview he was ready to leave the Bachelorette and could have left in a classier way but he was ambushed for drama, …and IMO for saving Emily’s face.

    Comment by perception — July 31, 2012 @ 9:28 pm

  24. Dee Tee – I agree, more shots of Nick with his shirt off!

    Arch – no, thank you!

    Tilly – thanks for the sweet comment!

    Perception – I literally said that they looked kinda cute together. Check under the picture of them.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — July 31, 2012 @ 9:32 pm

  25. the bobblehead picture straight KILLED me! Always love reading your recaps!

    Comment by Nicole — July 31, 2012 @ 10:22 pm

  26. Ashley S- no i wasn’t complaining. I noticed you already said that. Some other commenters obviously hated Kalon for what he said on the Bachelorette and still cannot forgive him, just like Emily cannot forgive him. For God’s sake, it is a TV show.

    But he seems kinda sweet and gentle with Lindzi, that’s all i wanted to say to the OPs.

    Comment by perception — July 31, 2012 @ 11:37 pm

  27. Love your blogs and I love u ashley

    Comment by kenneth page — August 1, 2012 @ 1:02 am

  28. @ Fan
    Jealous much? Typical female behavior.

    Ashley you got a great ass.

    Comment by bachobserver_31 — August 1, 2012 @ 2:13 am

  29. I would love to see more of Nick and less of Chris. Jamie is the biggest disappointment.

    Comment by LC — August 1, 2012 @ 3:04 am

  30. first of all, i couldn’t be happier that you have decided to blog BP! :)

    aand. i hate to admit it because i could not STAND him on the bachelorette, but the moment i saw kalon laying with lindzi and rubbing her hair, he instantly went from the guy i loved to hate to a guy i now hate to love. and am looking forward to seeing more of them together. augh. why.

    i’ve clearly been single too long.

    Comment by Amanda P — August 1, 2012 @ 7:21 am

  31. I thought of your blog when they showed that close up of Chris in the boxcar. SUCH a bobble head!

    Comment by Sarah — August 1, 2012 @ 7:37 am

  32. Love your blog!!! Great job as usual.

    Just a few things:
    @Fan her blog is suppose to be immature and silly that’s what makes it great! If you don’t get it then your’re old and boring. Second @Fan she is young and should be able to drink and what not now (when is she suppose to do it when she’s in her 30′s or 40′s?). We all need to be young at one point in our lives…geez give her a break.

    @Fan As “bachobserver_31″ pointed out…jealous much????

    Comment by Brenda — August 1, 2012 @ 7:42 am

  33. Fan, that’s why Ashley’s blog is hilarious- because it’s immature and silly. If you don’t “get it” then you probably don’t have a sense of humor. And Ashley, I think you looked GREAT at the finale! Don’t listen to people who are just jealous of how great you look, or who judge you based on who your friends are. Live your life and have fun with the people who make you happy. Awesome blog Ashley, keep it up!

    Comment by Alecia — August 1, 2012 @ 9:22 am

  34. Goodness, I love your blog. @Fan- You must have a terrible sense of humor. Lighten up! Ashley’s blog is supposed to be immature and make you laugh. As for her ass, it’s real not implants. You can get a nice ass too if you go to Pure Barre like she does. As for bachelorobserver_31, I agree with you for now. lol. Just don’t talk about your dolls and it’s all good. :)

    Comment by Beth H. — August 1, 2012 @ 9:57 am

  35. You are hilarious. First time reading your blog. I hope you found a guy that is hotter than Brad and as funny as you. Awesome blog!

    Comment by Alicia — August 1, 2012 @ 11:17 am

  36. Yay! I’m glad that some people have come around to Kalon. I really did not think he did anything that bad on the Bachelorette and it was all blown way out of proportion. I think he’s just making fun of the show and not taking it seriously. And its actually really annoying when people think that someone who is able to articulate himself well (aka use “big words”) must automatically come off as condescending.

    Just look at how Chris is acting now. How is Kalon made out to be more of a villain than Chris?

    And i hate to say this Ashley, but before you start spouting off about self-respect in terms of Blakeley and Jamie… both of these girls were on The Bachelor. Where it is common for the lead to go on a group date with 8+ girls and make out with whoever he wants. I am pretty sure that you were on that show and were even on a two on one date. What Chris is doing really isn’t that far removed from the regular show. He’s just turning BP into his own version of the Bachelor… as is Michael if anyone noticed. Stagliano admitted in his blog that he made out with all three of the girls on his date. So… how is he any different from Chris?

    I’m just saying… give Kalon a break. It’s just a show. He’s clearly aware of that.

    Comment by FallonA — August 1, 2012 @ 11:18 am

  37. @ Fan — Wow, how jealous are YOU? Would you have condemned Ashley for wearing something “tight” if she didn’t have such a nice butt? And a girl can’t have a good asset (pardon the pun) these days without being accused of plastic surgery? And since when did Ashley BRAG about being drunk? She wrote that she was hung over and that she was suffering the ramifications for it. It sounds like you’re envious of everything you’re accusing Ashley of doing. Pretty manipulative and snarky.

    Comment by Jealous Women Suck — August 1, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

  38. First of all, you looked so hot on the finale/ATFR with the happy bach couples.

    Then over to BP3: It totally seemed like Rachel was not interested in Michael at all, but just kissed him so she could get the rose instead of the fan. According to the previews maybe she will be interested in him. I know you got to meet those people, and maybe they’re nice in “real life”, but most of the girls from Ben’s season, esp Jaclyn and Rachel, seems like such bitches. I’m starting to appreciate Jaclyn’s honest fun personality more, but still..
    And I like Blakely, she’s gorgeous and I understand why the other girls don’t like her, she’s freaking 100x more beautiful than all of them. But I also see why she can’t keep guys, she’s really controlling and posessive, but I feel for her somehow. I hope she learns from this.
    If I was Chris would care a litle more about how I’m being on TV in front of the world rather than to care about some money (but then again I would never go on BP, even if offered a lot of money). And the women trusting him…WOW. Really, where is the self-respect?! Since he is gonna go for a 3rd one, if I were Jamie/Blakey I would gang up on him with the other one and vote his ass out.

    LOL, Kalon is the normal one here.
    I don’t like any of the women that much, but I’m okay with most of the guys, except Chris and Dave.

    Ryan was the sweetest on BP3, he definitely didn’t belong there though. I can’t understand why a good, handsome guy like him is single.

    Comment by SJ — August 1, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

  39. Just a few things for you:

    1. I need to just say one more time- you looked awesome at the after the final rose! It was very exciting to see you there!

    2. Your blog is hysterical- I honestly think it is more entertaining than the show itself

    3. I love Reid. I have been since Jillian’s season- I think he very cute. Why aren’t more girls into him!?

    Comment by D lynn — August 1, 2012 @ 12:32 pm

  40. @ SJ: I agree with you about almost everything! Ashley saying that there was never any spark with Rachel and Michael before was very telling. Also the long, jealous look that Rachel gave while looking over Donna’s body before the date was very telling. I have the same theory that she just wanted to get the rose over Donna. Rachel was also the one that pulled Michael into that kiss.

    Chris is just playing the game but wow…what an a-hole. I hope he has a real heart beating in there somewhere, and it’s embarrassing how Jamie and Blakely are getting played big-time. And Jamie has a boyfriend back home which makes it even weirder.

    Kalon comes across as okay here, but after reading his memoir and some more comments he said about Emily, he will forever remain King Douchebag in my book. The best looking douchebag ever, though.

    Ryan definitely did not belong there. Especially when he said that he doesn’t drink alcohol, I wondered how he was going to get along with the others. Natalie Getz and Dave Good had written that it’s hard to trust someone who doesn’t drink, and the majority of these BP people seem like borderline alcoholics. They’re all crazy and bonding over alcohol and screwing, and Ryan can’t do those things. Glad he is off the show before the producers could have made fun of him even more.

    Wow I need to go read a book…

    Comment by Cassie — August 1, 2012 @ 12:35 pm

  41. @FallonA – I don’t think anyone, except for maybe Stevie the DJ, accused Kalon of being condescending because he used big words. Big words are awesome. I love big words. What’s condescending is comments like “Run along now,” and “I love it when you talk, but I wish you’d let me finish.” That said, I actually don’t find him as distasteful as I did on the Bachelorette…

    And pretty much everyone’s behavior on BP is questionable at best (save Ryan), but I think the difference between Stag and his make out trio and Chris and his ladies, is that a) Chris doesn’t even WANT to make out with Blakely, but is doing it to manipulate her, and b)is lying to both girls… Stag and his ladies were all willing participants who knew what was going on. Please don’t mistake that for me condoning any of that, but I do think there’s a difference.

    And I love you Ashley! I look forward to this blog every week. YOU CRACK ME UP!

    Comment by Rachel — August 1, 2012 @ 12:40 pm

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    Comment by Sandy — August 1, 2012 @ 1:26 pm

  47. a

    Comment by Sandy — August 1, 2012 @ 1:27 pm

  48. dollah

    Comment by Sandy — August 1, 2012 @ 1:27 pm

  49. Ashley!

    Comment by Sandy — August 1, 2012 @ 1:28 pm

  50. Crazy Baby Eagle Face made me laugh because it’s so perfect, but then when you used CBEF and I realized what it meant, I spit out my tea. “Thing 1″ also got me. Very clever writing, very clever captions, great screen caps.

    I love Reid but he does seem out of place in BP. Ed is a disaster. Sarah has some serious issues (“Oh no, I’m the only one in the hot tub without a partner, so I’d better go have random sex with . . . um, let’s see, this guy.”)

    Is it just me or does FanDave have a young Bing Crosby look? Those deep-set eyes.

    Comment by judibug — August 1, 2012 @ 4:17 pm

  51. Who is Bing Crosby?

    Comment by bachobserver_31 — August 1, 2012 @ 4:26 pm

  52. Butt implants?!?!? That is so Funny! No implants….just a great butt! LOVE LOVE LOVE you Ash! Dont Pay attention to the haters on here! Theres always one or two that pop up! Love u girl!

    Comment by jess — August 1, 2012 @ 4:33 pm

  53. Ashley Spivey I want a silicone doll with your butt. I’m trying to find a nice white dress, same as yours. For now I got a screencap and am blowing up the picture into a huge poster.

    Come rate the 5 Hottest Girls on my own Bachelor Pad thread!!! Unfortunately my first post was banned and removed, but trust me it’s my thread. I had to name the thread “Rate the 5 Prettiest Girls” to keep from getting my screenname banned again. No haters, nasty or jealous remarks please.

    http://abc.go.com/shows/bachelor-pad/discuss/?cat=486737&tid=1139130&tsn=1

    Comment by bachobserver_31 — August 1, 2012 @ 5:09 pm

  54. Ashley – I was stoked to see you on ATFR! You looked fabulous! Let the haters hate – you’re gorgeous, girlfriend.

    By the way…I, too, cracked up so hard when I saw Chris’s close-up Bobble Head in the soapbox derby race, bahaha. I can’t stand Chris! I never liked him on Emily’s season and I’m definitely disgusted by him now. He’s an extremely immature and insecure 25-year old…Arie & Doug were right on the money with that.

    On the other hand, Kalon cuddling with Lindzi = CUTE! What an unexpected pairing, lol but I’m eager to see more! I’ve never thought he’s as bad as America thinks he is. This will be interesting. ;)

    Comment by Amanda — August 1, 2012 @ 6:05 pm

  55. Great blog, as always Ashley!

    Comment by Meg — August 1, 2012 @ 8:23 pm

  56. I love Ashley’s blog and I think it’s disgusting that she constantly has to defend herself. Comment on the blog people! If you don’t like Ashley, then don’t read the blog. It’s simple really. Instead, you sit behind a computer and wait for people to argue with. It’s sad really – don’t these people have anything better to do with their lives?

    Comment by Alyson — August 1, 2012 @ 8:28 pm

  57. Lay off Becca, people read and comment on this blog for the fun of it. Not to be torn down by rude comments.

    Comment by Meg — August 1, 2012 @ 8:31 pm

  58. Beth, you don’t need to defend yourself to anyone, least of all Becca! You are a strong, intelligent woman! You were in my corner once, and for that I thank you! Ignore Becca and her rude remarks, you don’t need her, or her opinion of you!

    Comment by Meg — August 1, 2012 @ 8:42 pm

  59. Thanks Meg, I appreciate it! I defend anyone who I think needs it because I didn’t have anyone to defend me when I was younger, but I wish I did. I don’t want people to feel like no one cares. I refuse to talk to people who think they know everything and are condescending. @Alyson- I agree 110% !

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 1, 2012 @ 8:56 pm

  60. This blog wasn’t too good. There were some important points missed, as just one example, about Erica and the fan making out. Just got glossed over. So much could have been said about that scene; starting with the 180 Erica must have done to hang with a fan! Hoping this blog improves next week and captures more of the salient points.

    Comment by June — August 1, 2012 @ 8:56 pm

  61. @ Becca, if you are Onetwotreetree you truly are pathetic. 90% of your posts are negative and hateful and this sounds just like you.

    I’m just wondering if these pathetic, jealous females would be picking on Ashley if she DIDN’T look good, if her butt was flat in the dress and if she looked like she was a mess. This is just a show — are you really that jealous that Ashley Spivey is part of the Bachelor Franchise, is funny, talented, pretty and people obviously love her for her charm and wit?

    God you women are pathetic.

    Comment by Jealous Much? — August 1, 2012 @ 9:03 pm

  62. Girls, now now everyone is entitled to their opinion and Beth you did call Becca a b!tch which wasn’t very nice. As for the other two girls, you should not gang up on someone who gives their opinion. If Ashley can’t handle feedback then she shouldn’t get involved on a reality show or criticize other people’s looks. Stop bullying people on the comment section and spread some love in this world — you’ll be a lot happier. Peace.

    Comment by Peacemaker — August 1, 2012 @ 9:10 pm

  63. This blog made me laugh so hard. Gosh, SO FUNNY. The hilarious and whacked dirty talk was too much of a workout for my abs. And Michael, goodness me….the mosquito bit….can’t….laugh….any….more…. On a serious note, Kalon and Lindzi appear to be the most legit couple as of now. I hope they’re happy.

    Thanks for the laughs Ashley. Unfortunately, haters are gonna hate. Fortunately, life goes on.
    Cheers.

    Comment by Kate — August 1, 2012 @ 11:32 pm

  64. @ bachobserver_31 — I have already reported you. You will be banned from posting here. And I visited your thread and it was as pathetic as I thought it would be.

    @ Ashley Spivey — YOU ROCK! Always looking forward to your blog…

    Comment by Chrissie — August 1, 2012 @ 11:41 pm

  65. I vote Becca and Beth on the next season of the Bachelor. I’d watch!!! Now for the important stuff. Can you just skip the pictures of the guys in the house and instead post pictures of JP! Love him!

    Comment by Love JP — August 2, 2012 @ 12:07 am

  66. “It looks like Ed is wearing a fashionable diaper”! Best quote of the blog this week! So funny! I dread the down time between BP3 and the next Bachelor season (please let it be Arie, please let it be Arie, please let it be Arie)…I will definitely miss your hysterical posts!

    Comment by Amy — August 2, 2012 @ 6:44 am

  67. Reality Steve is so much better than this garbage. I stopped by and I won’t be coming back. [flushing sounds]

    Comment by RSFAN — August 2, 2012 @ 7:26 am

  68. Ashley,

    I LOVE your blog! Love the pictures with the captions, especially. I will continue to read and enjoy – thank you!

    By the way, I think you’re absolutely beautiful – you were my favorite from the very first time you appeared on the Bachelor!

    Keep up the fun,

    Melinda

    Comment by Melinda — August 2, 2012 @ 7:27 am

  69. P.S. I think chipmunks are really cute.

    Comment by Melinda — August 2, 2012 @ 8:00 am

  70. LOL – I did not put “PS I think chipmunks are really cute.” I don’t know how that showed up under my name!! As for the wackos who come on here hating Ashley so much, why do you take the time to read the blog then? Are your lives that empty that you simply cannot find anything better to do then try to get a rise out of people? Wow – grow up already!

    Keep up the good work, Ashley.

    Comment by Melinda — August 2, 2012 @ 8:44 am

  71. @Peacemaker- Yes, I did and for that I do apologize. (Sorry for calling you a b!tch Becca). However, what she was saying about Ashley was much worse and it just upset me. @LoveJP- LOL. I would never go on the show. Just reading these comment boards turns me off the idea because I couldn’t handle the backlash. I do love JP though. He’s the man! As for the rest of you sorry people who don’t have anything better to do than continuously leave mean comments, find something better to do with your lives. Read a blog you enjoy. Go outside. Take a nap.

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 2, 2012 @ 10:01 am

  72. All these people that constantly write mean comments: do you just sit there and refresh so you can continue to write mean things?

    That is some scary, loser behavior.

    Why don’t you start your own blog so you can write mean things about Ashley and whoever? Then you don’t have to read her blog and we don’t have to read your horrible attempts at commenting?

    I think chipmunks are cute – you could do worse Ashley!

    Comment by Alyson — August 2, 2012 @ 10:02 am

  73. I honest to God don’t know how to feel about either Jaclyn or Rachel. In the first ep. both of them annoyed me a lot, for example the whole Blakeley story, them being fake toward her, acting like they like her. And then when Rachel said the thing with the “If one of the fans comes in and does the “OMG it’s really you” it’s not gonna be cool.” I just thought: WHAOW, you really think you’re a superstar, don’t you? I don’t know it just came across arrogant.
    However this ep. I thought both of them were lovely/hilarious.
    anyway, loved your blog as always. But can we point out that almost ALL of the girls went to bed without removing their makeup? YIKES!!! :D
    Also I don’t know about the whole Chirs/Jamie/Blakeley situation. Seems to me that Chris is just looking for a rebound and I have no idea what Blakeley would want with a 25 year old. And Jamie…I feel like she’s the Katy Perry in that ep. of How I Met Your Mother- All I wanna do is say: Oh, honey!!!

    Comment by Bee — August 2, 2012 @ 11:42 am

  74. your blog is really good
    and you are so right about Chris, the guy creeps the hell out of me since day one !

    Comment by bettyboop — August 2, 2012 @ 12:13 pm

  75. @RSFAN

    You should know that Reality Steve has a crush on Ashley Spivey, has always said it outloud, and that Ashley’s blog is the only one he reads.

    Comment by Jolene — August 2, 2012 @ 1:00 pm

  76. Chris acting like such an awful person;so glad he didn,t end up with Emily.

    Comment by Bobbie — August 2, 2012 @ 1:15 pm

  77. I got mad love for you Ash, and have expressed it many times. I KNEW when I saw the bobblehead screenshot of CBEF that you would be all over it. I was practically peeing my pants watching it.
    Just one thing…I think we should show respect for Ryan. It ain’t easy to be a 32 y.o. virgin in this day and age. I personally have got mad respect for the dude. And I don’t think he reminded us of his virginity too much. That’s just my 2 cents!

    Comment by Jen — August 2, 2012 @ 1:48 pm

  78. how could I miss this ?:)
    I just read it, so funny …keep up the good work Ashley …

    Comment by Shirin — August 2, 2012 @ 1:59 pm

  79. @Jen, thank you for speaking up about Ryan. I agree we should respect the choices he’s made up to this point on his virginity. There are some people who go this route, and, they should not be ridiculed. Good post.

    Comment by Stella — August 2, 2012 @ 1:59 pm

  80. Two questions: Ashley, are you still together with Scott? and who the heck is Becca?
    Love your blog!

    Comment by TinaTV — August 2, 2012 @ 2:01 pm

  81. I just re-read my comment and realized I said ‘mad’ twice and sound like a TMDN. Sorry!

    Comment by Jen — August 2, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

  82. I don’t think by deleting comments that Ashley is a “wimp”. There are some FREAKS that post on these blogs…….pyscho freaks that post nasty, rude, insane, scary posts/copmments.

    Get a LIFE…it’s a TV SHOW!

    Thanks for the great blog Ashley!

    Comment by Jennifer — August 2, 2012 @ 2:42 pm

  83. Deleting comments where people give their opinions with opposing views — now that’s sad. I feel sorry for Ashley because she can dish it out, but she can’t take it.

    Comment by Becca — August 2, 2012 @ 4:02 pm

  84. Becca, Ashley2, and other the other fake names – I actually left up the comments that contained criticism of my blog. But if you insult me or say horrible things about ME – I will have it deleted. comment on the blog – that’s why we’re all here people.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 2, 2012 @ 4:32 pm

  85. Comments are fine, comment away. I don’t think the things I say in this blog are the same as the things said by Becca, the others, or you American.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 2, 2012 @ 7:56 pm

  86. @Ashley: OMG, let me help you with this. There are pictures of YOU in this blog. You made the decision to put yourself out there. You ARE a topic on this blog — you made yourself a topic. Do you get it yet?

    Comment by Becca — August 2, 2012 @ 8:20 pm

  87. OMG Becca let me help you out.

    It’s MY blog. Like I said, comment all you want about the blog. Yep, I’m in the blog, but I will not tolerate your comments that are pretty much just said to get a rise out of me. Talk all day about the episode and I’ll keep it up. Make your usual comments about me and I’ll contact the administrator and take them down.

    That’s the great thing about writing a blog of your own. You control it. Most blogs have comment moderation. It’s not an unusual thing.

    Have a great night ;)

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 2, 2012 @ 9:08 pm

  88. Haha those commenters are so dumb.

    Stop writing rude things! They get deleted you idiots! Why don’t you get that?

    Ashley I love your blog and I’m sorry that you have to deal with people like this that clearly have nothing better to do in life!

    Btw Jaclyn is hilarious and the best part about this show.

    Comment by Farrah — August 2, 2012 @ 9:17 pm

  89. Ashley,

    I don’t know you (obviously) but I think you write a fantastic blog. It is always funny and entertaining. I’m sure you are friends with a lot of people you make fun of on this blog, and I am sure they are totally fine with it :) . I make fun of my friends all the time.

    Also, it is YOUR blog. Taking down idiotic comments that nobody even enjoys is a very wise decision. That is the beauty of writing your own blog! You can make it be whatever you like. Thanks for writing every week (even though so many losers make fun of you).

    Comment by GLink — August 3, 2012 @ 1:37 am

  90. Farrah & GLink – thank y’all and I’m glad that y’all get it ;) . I’m sorry that rude and horrible commenters keep on ruining this experience for everyone! I’m doing my best to change that.

    Sarah Whitney – wow, the comment says a lot of the same things as som of the other fake names – do you really think I’m that dumb? I don’t delete dissenting opinions. Read back through the comments and you’ll see that I left all those up. I take down ones that are blantently hateful towards me. That doesn’t make me a weak person – it just means that I’m not going to put up with yall’s crap anymore.

    Comment by Ashley Spivey — August 3, 2012 @ 6:54 am

  91. On the screen shot of the twin with the caption “I do this all the time”, the look on Erica Rose’s face is priceless. You should have added her a bubble that says “You iz a fan, you suck”

    I also seriously LOL’d and in your words “almost pee’d my pants” at the screen shot of Chris’ bobblehead in the race car.

    Love your blogs every week!

    Comment by Angie — August 3, 2012 @ 7:12 am

  92. Actually I see PLENTY of catty, bitchy, vile comments that Ashley has not deleted. Maybe the haters should look back and check for your comments that are buried in all the lovely and positive comments toward Ashley and her blog. Though it’s kind of weird that you would come back and check to see if your crap is still here.

    I knew that Ashley would get a lot of bitch coming her way after her appearance on the MTA and most of all, looking spectacular at the MTA. God.

    Comment by Elle — August 3, 2012 @ 7:16 am

  93. Yes, I agree with many of the people you deleted.

    Comment by Sarah Whitney — August 3, 2012 @ 7:22 am

  94. Love your blog and your comments written over the pictures! Have a comment about those horribly immature twins–didn’t they remind you of that YouTube from last year of the two babies who were just babbling at each other in their own secret language?? I thought of that as soon as I saw the twins’ hours long fight scene. In fact, I thought of that as soon as they walked out of their limo! Thank goodness they’re history…

    Comment by Ginny — August 3, 2012 @ 1:40 pm

  95. OMG this board doesn’t even make sense. There are comments and people who have gone missing lol. It’s cray cray. I feel like I am in a communist country with all the missing threads here.

    Comment by Bubbles — August 3, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

  96. So many blogs and so little time. Love the twin fight on Dave’s.

    Reading the comments here, WTF, where are all these invisible haters? Someone fill me in, what did I miss?

    Comment by Emma — August 3, 2012 @ 4:09 pm

  97. Emma, you missed tons of good comments but they have all been deleted by Ashley. You can only post on here if she likes you. Otherwise, she complains to the webmaster. I can’t say anymore or this will get deleted. I probably have said too much already. OMG, I love you Ashley I love you Ashley. OK, there, hope I saved myself :)

    Comment by C — August 3, 2012 @ 4:55 pm

  98. First time commenter here but long time reader. This is my absolute favorite Bachelor-related blog. Last week I drove myself crazy refreshing your page hoping you’d recap the finale. Keep it up, Ashley, you’re hilarious!

    Comment by Shameless — August 3, 2012 @ 5:58 pm

  99. @Jolene
    Wrong. RS is not interested in anyone who wants fame. He has mentioned a few bachelorette faves, but there is no crush. He has said that these women, like Ashley, are not his type because they crave media attention. He has made that abundantly clear more than once.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 3, 2012 @ 8:02 pm

  100. @RSFAN – Actually Jolene is right and you’re wrong. Reality Steve has said over and over again that Ashley Spivey was his favorite contestant and still is. Her blog IS the only one he reads all the way through. He also linked to her blog one time in one of his blog. Whether he has a “crush” on her or not is questionable. There is no doubt, though, that he does like Ashley a lot as a person. Go back and read. You’re no fan of his if you didn’t even know that.

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 4, 2012 @ 1:30 pm

  101. Beth, that’s what I said, he doesn’t have a crush. Chill out, my god.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 4, 2012 @ 2:24 pm

  102. RSFAN — Dude was Beth screaming at you? I didn’t see any exclamation points. My god. Chill out.

    Can’t stand his writing. He’s too bitter and seldom funny.

    Comment by Not an RS Fan — August 4, 2012 @ 3:13 pm

  103. Anyone on this board reads him you can bet on that LMAO.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 5, 2012 @ 10:18 am

  104. Love your blog Ashley. It’s too bad about Reality Steve. There are some major haters over on his blog. They even got one of his real life friend’s Ellen to create a facebook group and then 10 of them joined this group so that Ellen aka ev81 (on his comment section) so that they could say these horrible lies about him. I unfortunately was lured into a larger facebook group: RS lover/haters unite. Now thee 10 are are lovers of Reality Steve when all they did was bash him before. Poor Steve. That Ellen owes us an apology as she is supposed to be a real life friend of Steve’s I hope he outs her this Tuesday in his blog. Also those so called haters now lovers are still stirring it up in the larger facebook group. Good to be able to come to a blog that is fun to read.

    Comment by Couriouser — August 5, 2012 @ 1:18 pm

  105. RSFAN- Okay, maybe I just misunderstood what you were saying. Sorry if I offended you. @Not an RS Fan- Thanks! Honestly,though, I was a little harsh with him even if I didn’t use exclamation points. As for RS, don’t read him very much, but when I do he seems like an ass. Just saying. I guess Mike Fleiss was right about him.

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 5, 2012 @ 9:28 pm

  106. Al I am here to do is defend Steve saying it is one thing to attack his persona for after all he posts a blog some people agree with and others do not but to create a small facebook group because one of is real life friends decides to spread lies about him is just too much. Ellen, I just learned from one of the fab 10 why you started the smaller more clandestine group. Ellen shame on you for doing this to Steve. I have just been told you were hooking up with a former cast members and Steve was coming to you for spoilers which I hope he didn’t pay for. But to start a secret group to spread lies about him because he supposedly said something about your boyfriend that you didn’t like is completely wrong and should never have been done. I also just heard from one of the fab 10 that the the facebook group RS Haters/Lovers has disbanded. It was created out of hate not good old fun and I am ashamed I was ever part of it. If I had known the real reason behind this group, I would never have joined. Thank god the group is gone. This is the first step at an apology from the fab 10. I think you should send us a public apology here or on Reality Steve’s website. It is the least you can do for bringing us into this mess.

    Comment by Couriouser — August 6, 2012 @ 6:55 am

  107. I would like to apologize to everyone on this blog for my erroneous posts the past few days, including today. I have been set straight and now see how wrong I was about everything I thought I knew. Please accept my apology.

    Comment by Couriouser — August 6, 2012 @ 9:28 am

  108. Thanks Beth :)

    Comment by RSFAN — August 6, 2012 @ 10:17 am

  109. @RSFAN Actually I never made this comment: I would like to apologize to everyone on this blog for my erroneous posts the past few days, including today. I have been set straight and now see how wrong I was about everything I thought I knew. Please accept my apology

    The story is completely true. Ellen (Steve’s so called real life friend who hooked up with a former bachelor castmate)invited 10 girls to a secret group on facebook to spread lies about Steve which was brought to the larger facebook group (RS Haters and Lovers) which has since disbanded (thank god). I am looking for an apology from these 10 women who decided to involve us in their drama.

    @RSFAN, very easy to use someone’s handle here, perhaps I should call myself cammie99 or liz123 or ev81. No apology for my remarks, and who is Beth? Same as Betty? Who is that?

    Comment by Couriouser — August 6, 2012 @ 12:44 pm

  110. Hi everyone, I go by the name Cammie99 and Casper33 on Reality Steve’s Blog. I was a member of the 10 ladies that joined the group that Ellen created and then joined the smaller group. I was an RS hater so I joined the group because Ellen said that she had some good dirt on Steve. I am ashamed that I joined the group because eventually it came to light that Ellen is a liar. I even turned on another member of the group because I realized she had told Steve everything that was talked about in the group. She went off on me because we removed her from the smaller group. She didn’t take it well and I also took it badly so let’s jut chalk it up to emotions running very deeply. This has been going on for too long and I want it to end. From the 10 of us, I am very sorry that we dragged all of you into this larger facebook group. I realize now this group was created with malicious intent. For that I am sorry. As one of the admins, I have closed the group. I do not appreciate the way Couriouser went after the truth demanding an apology but truth be told if I were in Couriouser’s shoes I too would have been upset to be lied to about what the group’s purpose was. Anyways I think we should all move forward, apologies to anyone in this larger facebook group that felt duped, we all are ashamed of our actions, I just hope Steve can forgive us and we can all move on. Looking forward to dishing about BP tomorrow night.

    Comment by Cammie99 — August 6, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

  111. @Cammie99 Wow, I am shocked but thank you for the apology. I agree let’s move on from this. I accept your apology and hope the other people in the group do the same. I know many of you emailed me at graboid5200@gmail.com and I got through a few emails but now that I got the apology I was looking for, I am not going to continue replying to the email for details. Thanks again for the apology, it does mean alot. Agreed, let’s all move forward, excited for BP3 tomorrow night!

    Comment by Couriouser — August 6, 2012 @ 2:04 pm

  112. smh

    Comment by Jax C — August 6, 2012 @ 4:59 pm

  113. No problem RSFAN! Honestly, I have no problem with you liking Reality Steve. I’m not a big fan, but I am not going to go off on people that are ( which I apologize again for doing to you). I do like that he is a fan of Ashley and likes her blog! :) Btw, if you are reading this Ashley, ignore “Couriouser” up there. I don’t even know what he/she is saying nor do I care. Don’t let someones ramblings ruin your day! Can’t wait for your next blog! They’re my favorite because I like the picture/caption format! Love you! Have a nice night! -Beth

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 6, 2012 @ 5:31 pm

  114. And btw “Couriouser”, wth are you talking about? RSFAN has never even responded to you on this board. He/she was talking to ME! I am Beth. Thats the only name I ever use on the boards ( usually with my last name.) I don’t even know who Betty is. I am certainly not her. If you want, you can look up my IP address. Suit yourself. There isn’t even a Betty on here ( at least in the last few comments.) You sound delusional. Not to be mean, but you sound like you need a psychiatrist.

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 6, 2012 @ 5:36 pm

  115. @Beth, Please let it be. I have already said my apologies so no need to bring it up. I think that Couriouser replied to RS fan because someone in the RS blog commented and called Couriouser Betty. We are still trying to figure out who Couriouser is. Looking forward to Ashley’s blog about tonight trainwreck!

    Comment by Cammie99 — August 6, 2012 @ 8:20 pm

  116. @Cammie99- As I said in Dave’s blog, I wasn’t talking about you or even mad at you. I was frustrated with Couriouser. Sorry if I offended you as that was not my intention. I don’t really go on RS as I don’t particularly like him, so I had no idea that Couriouser was talking about someone on there. Hope you find out who he/she is as you seem like a nice person and I wouldn’t want he/she to ruin your week! :) I am looking forward to Ashley’s blog too! Have a nice day!

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 7, 2012 @ 2:05 pm

  117. Hey you guys should see Reality Steve’s column this week. It was mindblowing. Erica Rose betrayed him and so he reveals some pretty interesting stuff about her. Check out his website while you are waiting, waiting and waiting some more for Ashley.

    Comment by RSFAN — August 7, 2012 @ 4:29 pm

  118. @Beth, Seriously Beth drop it. Life doesn’t revolve around you, What part of drop it did you not understand?

    Comment by Cammie99 — August 7, 2012 @ 7:24 pm

  119. Drop what? I’m not mad about anything. I was very nice to you in my response and you come back and insult me!? I know that life doesn’t revolve around me and I never said it did or implied it did. I understand what “drop it” means and I did drop it ( whatever “it” is). I don’t know why you’re so upset with me when I didn’t do anything. I really wonder if you’re the same Cammie99 as above because it doesn’t seem like it. Have a nice night.

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 7, 2012 @ 7:43 pm

  120. Okay sorry Beth, it’s just been a very harrowing week dealing with the Ellen situation and then the Couriouser situation. We have narrowed it down and it turns out it’s a guy. Funny enough there were only a handful of guys in the facebook group so we pretty much know who it is. Sorry, it’s just been difficult having to deal with this the past two weeks.

    Anyways, with respect to the whole Erica situation, I have no negative comments about Erica, she saw an opportunity and took it. Unfortunately Reality Steve doesn’t learn a lesson. Offering contestants money for spoilers, going after real life friends Ellen and perhaps other friends for spoilers and now asking Erica for spoilers on Bachelor Pad. It’s a pattern. Reality Steve doesn’t learn. That is why he had to pay a fine, he knew he was in the wrong.

    Comment by Cammie99 — August 7, 2012 @ 8:06 pm

  121. If Ashley can’t look all cute and sexy in her early 20′s and go out and have some fun, what has this world come to? She’s natural and pretty, cute and funny in a not-serious way, free and laid back…what’s wrong with people that they need to be mean to her?

    As a female, when I see that behavior, they either have a personal vendetta that we (the board here) don’t know about, or it’s jealousy, pure and simple.

    People who have a nice body, and are cute, get bashed for being such. Then if you’re that AND witty and funny, fugheddaboudit…it’s all green eyes up in this joint!!

    Comment by Sug — August 8, 2012 @ 12:22 am

  122. Between this blog and the other AWFUL F-Fest over at Dave Goode’s blog….can’t we get a break from the RS talk? I don’t go to RS anymore b/c I got sick of the DRAMA…the posting comments got nuts, and then the spoilers are spoiled…as in, no spoilers, and all DRAMA chat. So I come here, and what’s going on? RS talk. Can we just take a break from it here? My 2 pence.

    Comment by Sug — August 8, 2012 @ 12:25 am

  123. @Cammie99 It’s okay! Sorry you’re having a difficult week :( I hope it gets better.

    Comment by Beth Holler — August 8, 2012 @ 3:25 pm

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