Comments on: ASHLEY SPIVEY’S BACHELORETTE BLOG: EPISODE 2

By: Chokerman

Chokerman — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 13:18:37 +0000

Choked when Emily said Chris is so gorgeous that she gets nervous when he looks at her. I though it was just Emily’s thing but apparently, a lot of females do. Choked trice by then. Some ppl think he looks like Gerard Butler or Josh Holloway. If that’s the case, Kalon would look like Jude Law and teenage Tony Lucca while he also looks like Prince Charles. Chris looks like an eagle. Blake McGrath and Jason Wahler would look like Arie. The world then shall be turmoiled.

By: Choker

Choker — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 13:16:12 +0000

By: KJRMgroupie

KJRMgroupie — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 07:19:22 +0000

Your blog is pretty decent but I absolutely ADORE Kalon Joseph Reid McMahon. I know that he had juggled, two-timed and betrayed women when he was a little bit younger. But he’s still so freakin cute to me despite his teenage boy figure and skinny legs. I don’t know what you see in him that you think he create drama. It was just that gay guy Stevie that Charlie and his folks laugh at. Doug is drama by himself really. If I were his son, I’d want to spend sometimes away from him too. God!
Kalon, as a producer told me, didn’t know much about Emily coming into this show. He was approached by some staff and he thought she was beautiful. He had watched a few of The Bachelor and think it will be interesting. Dates are cute, special and definitely romantic. He’s a cheeky smartass guy. He comes from a rich family. They sell oil, gas, pipelines and glasses so yeah… Cheeky male model from money is perfect for the role.
Kalon To Chris Harrison: “The only people on edge are fat chicks.”
At an event (Are you gonna say hi to Erica Rose?) “She’s left. That’s why I came in.”
To Stevie’s ‘I don’t like you’: “I would hate me too if I were you..Unfortunately, I’m me though.” [Stevie kept on smiling and gazing creepily.]
On Bach Pad:”Like everyone else, I need 250K. Chopper fuel is expensive.”
On Bachelorette’s portrayal: “I gotta thank ABC for that ’cause they set the bar so low for me; that as long as I don’t step on babies, I’m kinda a hero.”
On GF at home and cheating scandal: “That’s not accusation. That’s ridiculous!”
LMAO, I love his one-liners.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:55:43 +0000

LOL @ “Chiggity-check yo’self before you wreck yo’self!” That’s the SAME thing I thought of when I thought about Doug’s “Check it” line.

By: B-more

B-more — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 23:00:00 +0000

One word: hysterical.

Best bachelor/ette blog ever. Hope you are blogging for the Bachelor Pad. Can’t wait to read the other posts.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:32:44 +0000

Your commentary is so hi-larious, I’ll be laughing to myself about this all day and showing all the ladies in the ‘bachelorette-office-pool’ on Monday morning. Can’t wait to read on in the following weeks!

By: Briannaarie

Briannaarie — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:33:36 +0000

This blog was hilarious but it made a lot of sense. I like that you can notice things I never think twice about. Kalon isn’t a good guy, but pretty smooth.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 29 May 2012 17:55:03 +0000

I look forward to your recaps every episode. You pin point the most hilarious details- re: little kid soccer fail and twinsies. Keep it up!

By: kelli

kelli — Tue, 29 May 2012 17:41:25 +0000

THIS BLOG IS HILARIOUS! Such a fun way to recap the episodes! The people who say your language is blah, blah, blah are ridiculous. Nobody is forcing you to read the blog! It’s called – get a sense of humor. Still laughing from your comments! Keep ‘em coming!

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 29 May 2012 16:48:24 +0000

That yellow circle around Ryan’s head looks like a halo.