Also, how many more links to her personal site could she have possibly shoved in? “Emily Maynard”, “Fashion Blog”, and “Bachelorette Fashion”. Insert eye roll here.

I’m two years younger than Emily and always have a hard time believing that we’re close in age. She just usually looks so much older, so it’s refreshing to me to see her dressed more casually and look closer to her age. The gold dress wasn’t super flattering, but they’ll have to try a lot harder to actually make her ever look bad.

Once again, all her clothes look bad except the gold dress. Her shorts are always too short. Her Ts are baggy and have nothing to do with the bottoms. I can’t believe they didn’t have a stylist to help her.

And please get us out of this horrible boring city full of mommies.

“The rose ceremony was crazy, to say the least! Alessandro’s comments definitely threw me for a loop, but that wasn’t even the craziest thing he said. What you all didn’t get to see is that he thinks of himself as a “Vampire Detector” and let me know that not only was there a vampire in the house, but he also had me join him in the woods, which explains my combat boots as I was walking him out.

When he took me out to his special place in the woods, I saw that he had hung crosses from every limb on every tree and in that moment I knew we were living on completely different planets. I do appreciate Alessandro’s honesty, but maybe he should try to keep a house plant alive before we test his skills out on my daughter!”

Love your blog as usual! Thanks!