Dana Weiss’ Fashion Blog: Episode 3

If the Bachelor were based on inner beauty, nearly all our eligible bachelorettes would have been sent home this week.

Fortunately I’m shallow so I can see beyond the cattiness of this week’s Bachelorette antics and focus on what’s really important.

The dresses.

The bad. 

Oh Jamie. I want to like you so much. I really do. Your backstory. Your beautiful face. The fact that you were the only one who didn’t embarrass yourself and act like an extra from Girl, Interrupted before your meds were regulated.

But Jamie, this dress…Is it long? Is it short? Is it beaded? It has more personalities as Jenna Burke. This dress infuriates me almost as much as Erica’s thick-thighs/ugly face confessional.

Almost.

You see, the only thing worse than Erica’s made-for-TV (at best) version of Mean Girls was her dress. In the words of my best friend and soul mate Jenna Burke:

Are. You. Kidding. Me?

Seriously. No wonder girlfriend fainted. She’d been hauling around 10 extra lbs. of gold chains all night. Look, we get it. You’re insecure about your thighs. Still, the Rose Ceremony is no time for extra cardio.

The best:

Casey. Please, I beg you. Stick around. You give me faith. And hope. You make me believe in this process. Or at least a decent final rose ceremony dress. Also, I recognize most of your labels, including my favorite dress from this week, the Naven Pink Pop Party dress. Along with being funny and knowing how to pronounce Proenza Schouler, this is one of the most important qualities to maintaining a long lasting relationship with me.

 

Casey’s pink rose ceremony dress
Naven Party Pink Dress, $374
Use code POSSESSIONISTA for 20% off

Like I said, I’m shallow. So I can see beyond Courtney “I kicked Scotch when you weren’t looking” Robertson* and her endless use of the term “winning.” to admit that I loved her dress at the rose ceremony.

Though, to be fair, it could have used another inch.

We almost got to see Whatsherbutt.

And I’m not talking about Shawntel.

*not her real middle name


Courtney’s beaded rose ceremony dress
Alice + Olivia Betsey Sequin Shift, $275
Who were your picks for best and worst dressed this week? Leave it in the comments below.

And For more Bachelor Fashion, visit Dana’s fashion blog Possessionista.com

22 Comments »

  1. No comment
    so boring
    seriously

    blah

    Comment by Alice — January 18, 2012 @ 3:37 pm

  2. heyy this is another alice and write about other dresses and drama, girl!

    Comment by Alice — January 18, 2012 @ 4:21 pm

  3. Clearly the first Alice knows nothing about fashion or greatness. Funny blog and post!

    Comment by Lauren — January 18, 2012 @ 4:50 pm

  4. ha! hilarious! agree 100%

    Comment by FJ_in_LA — January 18, 2012 @ 5:15 pm

  5. I agree, your posts aren’t long enough. I’d like to know WHY a dress is right or wrong,not just that you recognize the label! Help us out here.

    Also…these photos are way too blurry.

    Comment by Allissa — January 18, 2012 @ 6:17 pm

  6. If you cannot tell why Jamie, Blakely (who was not mentioned but I must point out), and Erica’s dresses were HORRIBLE there is a problem. Cheap, tacky, and unflattering are just some of the nicer words I have to describe them.

    Comment by Elizabeth — January 18, 2012 @ 7:09 pm

  7. Well, Elizabeth, if that’s the case then Holly Durst is on the crap list because she only wears Forever 21 cheap sheet.

    Comment by Vanna — January 18, 2012 @ 7:33 pm

  8. worst season of bachelorettes and bachelorette fashion in a loooooooong time. everyone bores me, personality wise and fashion wise

    Comment by Issie — January 18, 2012 @ 7:54 pm

  9. Seriously??? I just recall screen shots

    Comment by Cathy — January 18, 2012 @ 8:00 pm

  10. Seriously??? I just recal screenshots of really HIGH and poofy pink shoulder pads that looked out of proportion

    Comment by Cathy — January 18, 2012 @ 8:01 pm

  11. Good thing taste is subjective. I hated both Courtney’s & Casey’s dress. I didn’t like Jamie’s or Erika’s, so I agree on that. My favorites were Lindzi’s peacock dress and Kacie’s blue dress.

    Comment by Rebecca — January 18, 2012 @ 9:00 pm

  12. Totally agree with you! Great fashion blog. You seem to know your stuff. I love love loved Casey S’s dress, and thought Rachel and Courtney looked great as well. Fashion done right. I would love to know what you thought of the other outfits during the episode as well!

    Comment by Sarah J — January 18, 2012 @ 9:51 pm

  13. funny as always!

    Comment by sami — January 19, 2012 @ 12:33 pm

  14. Funny jokes about Erica. Let’s all just be nice! I know they were overly mean to Shawntel. I hope Shawntel finds her true love. She deserved a chance to stay on the show. Sad. :(

    Comment by emy — January 19, 2012 @ 6:02 pm

  15. I LOL a lot during this blog – only problem was it needed to be longer.

    Comment by LOL — January 19, 2012 @ 9:18 pm

  16. what dress is courtney wearing in week 2′s rose ceremony?

    Comment by vanessa — January 22, 2012 @ 8:11 pm

  17. Casey’s pink dress is not bad at all. I love the color and she wears it well. She is really fashionable and knows whats the best for what occasion.
    Korean fashion
    The other girls has too revealing clothes and I’m confused if they had a wardrobe malfunction?

    Comment by Dorothy — February 6, 2012 @ 7:15 am

  18. :) Funny, but you are right !

    Comment by Jenny — March 12, 2012 @ 12:37 am

  19. Funny always. I like them.

    Comment by Synthetic wigs — August 13, 2012 @ 8:07 pm

  20. Thank you so much. It Ok.

    Hipboho.com

    Comment by Boho dresses — October 29, 2012 @ 8:18 am

  21. Meow!! So Silly! These girls are all hyped up on their 15 minutes of fame

    Comment by Please Shoes — January 7, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

  22. Dude, right on there brother.

    Comment by aryan — January 16, 2013 @ 12:12 am

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