DANA WEISS’ BACHELORETTE FASHION BLOG: EPISODE 7
Its week 7 of the Bachelorette and Emily is being as selective of her fashion as she is of her suitors.
That is to say, not at all.
We started out on a date with Arie. Okay technically she was on the date, but in my fantasy world I was there too. And to prove that she was all business on this date, Emily wore a suit. At least on the top half. Individually I loved the Elizabeth and James blazer (I loved it when Ashley Hebert wore it during her season, too) but I didn’t get the blouse and jacket with the shorts. It was like a fashion mullet: Business on top; Party on the bottom.
From the waist to the knees this outfit was a hit for me. I loved the beaded shorts by Basix – I’m a big fan of the dressy short and with legs like Emily’s these were a no brainer. What I didn’t get – at all – were the cowboy boots. I know walking around the cobbled streets of the Czech Republic isn’t ideal for platform stilettos, and the shorts would be out of proportion for a pair a flats, but really? Cowboy boots? I wish Emily had saved the shorts for nighttime and paired them with her nude Louboutins. And, yes, I know Emily’s shoe wardrobe by heart.
Okay, is this one a joke? Ew. Gross. Feh. This Alberto Makali dress that Emily wore for the rose ceremony was wrong in so many ways I can’t even begin. This dress would be perfect if Emily was Aquagirl and she was going to the Superhero ball. I’m pretty sure the dress was made of sequin scuba material and Emily has a bedazzled snorkeling mask to go with it. Also, it would be a mistake if I didn’t aknowledge how bad the fit of this dress is. I mean, the only way to draw more attention to Emily’s crotch would be if she was wearing neon underwear.