I’m going to order a life-like silicone doll that looks just like Emily. It doesn’t talk back or express opinions so that’s great and it’s warm and I can even cuddle with it. If anyone is interested, just google “human-size silicone dolls.” You have to make sure you clean all the orifices regularly though. And don’t beat up the dolls – I had an off day and banged up one of my dolls and her face is deformed and I am so mad at myself for doing that. I am going to order soon and am so excited. I have 3 sitting in my apartment (Kelli, Mandi & Cyndi). Kelli is my “wife” and the other two are girlfriends. Best thing I have EVER done for myself after the divorce.
Comment by Bachobserver31 — July 25, 2012 @ 1:43 pm
p.s. And I did not appreciate Emily defying Jef before she let him see Riki. A woman should always immediately defer to a man’s wishes.
Comment by Bachobserver_31 — July 25, 2012 @ 4:48 pm
@ Bachobserver_31 – After everything that I’ve seen you post on the ABC Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad boards, I’m not surprised that your life consists of “relationships” with silicone dolls.