Jesse Csincsak’s Bachelor Pad 2 Blog: Episode 5

Okay, I want to start off by saying that my blog is based on MY OPINIONS of the people on this show. A lot of these people are not what their edits make them out to be and I am going to point that out in this blog. So that means if you are going to freak out about what I have to say about each of these people NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO STOP READING! Also, I am not a writer or English major so save your spelling and grammar corrections for someone who is worried about it (NOT ME). I also want to mention I would never say anything in my blog or in any other media outlet that I wouldn’t say directly to someone’s face! I know and have met most of the people I speak of in my blog. With all of that said, onto Monday night’s episode!

Blake – There just so happens to be an unspoken code among men! Since you don’t seem to be aware of it, I will fill you in, the code is called the MAN CODE. Feel free to hit up Dave Good and he can fill you in further, or just Google it if your feeling a bit embarrassed that you don’t know what it is, that’s okay too. Where I grew up, if a guy did what you are doing to Stagliano they would just walk him out behind the barn and give him a good old fashioned a$$ kicking and fix his little problem, but this isn’t the good old days (lucky for you)! However, I think you are starting to understand that people don’t really like you. In the game this week everyone told you they don’t like you. Glad you’re not just hearing from me this week!

Erica – If you hate on Erica Rose, STOP! She is one of the few people on this show that says it how it is! I loved watching you give Blake a piece of your mind telling him he has two sides that he lives. Hilarious! You make Ann and I laugh! We want you to have your own show so we can tune in each week and laugh our faces off! YOU ROCK. I also loved when you called Michael out about Holly. He needed to hear that he is being blinded by love! NO ONE deserves to be treated the way that Holly is treating him. Keep on saying it how it is girl!

Stagliano – You’re not the only person in America who wants to punch Blake in his perfect little dentist teeth and I am sure there are plenty of girls who want to punch Holly in her two faces after seeing how she’s treating you!

Graham – Everyone knows I am not a Graham fan but I have to compliment him on his tactics with Michelle to win the Nearly Wed Game! BRILLIANT! WELL DONE! However, don’t play with Michelle’s emotions. If you are serious about her, fine, props to you. She’s a rad girl but don’t play her like you usually do, she doesn’t deserve it!

Holly – Why are you so jealous of Erica on a date with Blake? Just wondering. Also, just like I told Blake in weeks prior, you can’t play two people in the same house, it will get you in to trouble. Blake found that out tonight! If you love Stagliano, fine, then be with him but don’t tell him you love him and kiss Blake 30 minutes later. Not cool.

This show cracks me up! What would be totally inappropriate in real life is just day-to-day activity on this show! AWESOME.

Next week is the finale. Who will win the $250K prize? I have my money on Michelle Money! Until next week, same place, same time I am out!