Jesse’s Insider Bachelorette Blog: Ep. 2

Well here we are back again for Week #2 of ABC’s the Bachelorette Season #7 with Ashley Hebert. As usual I am here with my INSIDE OPINIONS about what I saw on last night’s show. My opinions are simply based on my experiences on the show and my thoughts on the characters from last night’s show.

With that being said, here we go!

Last Night’s episode was kind of a Las Vegas gambling tease as far as I am concerned. On the one-on-one date, Ashley H pushed the limits on seeing how far a guy would go for a girl… I mean come on! Flipping a coin to choose the guy for the date, then a fake wedding date with William that made it all the way to the altar? But after all that William did get the rose! Nice work buddy. Will he win the show this season? Absolutely not!

For some reason I keep hearing the word CELEBRITY being tossed around week after week on this show. In my opinion anyone who is or was on Reality TV is a Reality TV personality, not a celebrity. Once the show wraps most Reality TV personalities go back to their normal lives and the same financial situations they were used to before the show. It’s just that after being on the show 15+ Million people now recognize you.

But I do believe there might be a couple of exceptions. One might be Jeff, aka “The Mask.” I am not sure if he will ever totally give up that mask again. He might want to save it for birthday parties, job interviews and the occasional pool party. That mask could make for some interesting dinner conversation after he gets off the show.

And of course the other guy who will have trouble adjusting to real life is our little buddy BENTLEY. What’s funny is right now I guarantee that guy is having his house EGGED and his car keyed by every girl he has ever tried to drop a one-liner on. They tune in every week just to see if it’s possible for him to be a bigger jerk and of course every week he doesn’t disappoint. What kind of person thinks so highly of themselves to say “I would rather swim in Pee than plan a wedding with her” ? Well bud I got a little news flash for you. You wont be planning a wedding with any girl anytime soon I PROMISE !!!

OK, onto the group date. I was pretty excited to watch the Jabbawockeez dance. Those guys are legends in the dance world. As for the guys who got sent home: WOW that must have sucked! I think I even heard one guy say they spent more time in the airport than they did in Vegas! hahhahahah OUCH! And the guys who won the dance contest? They will remember that for the rest of their lives. As for Ashley’s dance skills… I WAS IMPRESSED! WELL DONE GIRL.

As for BENTLEY, to whom Ashley gave the rose… What can I say other than, once they are done with his crap he will be GONE.

I have seen a lot of interesting ways to get a date but this one was straight to the point. Flip a coin! That pretty much figures it out right away.
Mickey wins the flip and JP is bummed. Mickey gets on a plane, has dinner with a view in Vegas and lets Ashley know a bit about him before she pulls the coin out again, telling him heads you get a rose, tails you go home. You could tell he wasn’t thrilled with the idea and what guy would be? The flip comes out in his favor and he gets the rose.

The cocktail party had the guys bringing out the man claws. William broke the GOLDEN RULE! Guys, if you have a rose that week, STAY AWAY from the girl at the cocktail party. Let the guys without roses hang out with her or they are going to hate on you. It seems like season after season, guys do this and get hated on. William starting bragging about his date in Vegas and the guys hated on him.

Next week our friend Bentley looks to raise the JERK O METER AGAIN!

32 Comments »

  1. Great job once again on your blog. Enjoyed seeing some of the old gang on your Beatdown video. Keep it coming.

    Comment by Jodie — June 2, 2011 @ 12:02 am

  2. I totally agree with you! William should have never taken her time away at the rose ceremony. He is making enemies already.

    Comment by Mandy Robinson — June 2, 2011 @ 12:44 am

  3. Excellent blog and recap of Monday’s “Bachelorette” episode! Bentley needs to take a hike big time! Will check back next week for your blog. :)

    Comment by Heather — June 2, 2011 @ 12:48 am

  4. Jesse, I love reading your blogs. You have such a way of getting right to the point. I don’t get the mask (Jeff) thing at all, and I agree that William screwed up at the cocktail party! I look forward to reading your blog every week!

    Comment by Di — June 2, 2011 @ 12:59 am

  5. I think Ashley, while a sweet girl was not a good choice for The Bachelorette…she just lacks that WOW! factor……

    Bentley is a creep…..he is not even that cute…..

    William is a doll……….I don’t know all of the other guys yet…still to many there…..

    The masked guy Jeff is a NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This does look like a great season though!!

    I look forward to reading your blog every week!!!

    Lisa :)

    Comment by Lisa Kocher — June 2, 2011 @ 1:16 am

  6. Nice blog Jesse. Ashley seemed to have no chemistry with Mickey and I thought William’s date was cute but lost some points with me when he started bragging. Love your take on what is happening to Bentley post show. He is really a douche. Can’t wait for your recap next week.

    Comment by Jasmine — June 2, 2011 @ 1:44 am

  7. Jesse…love your blog! You always share fabulous information with all of us to chat about! This season is off to a running start with Ashley and some of these ain characters from last night! As far as I’m concerned, Ashley should have stopped at William! They had such chemistry, and seemed to have fun together! The wedding cake, rings, and even the ceremony…I thought she truly liked William! What she sees in Bentley is beyond me! William even looks like Prince William….what is she thinking? The flipping of the coin made everyone feel that she could have cared less one way or the other …heads or tails! The Vegas show was fun to watch, and competition between the group of guys was fair….the one team should have tried harder if they truly wanted to win. Jeff, aka “The Mask” is boring! This show is not called “The Mask!” Once he takes off his mask, not sure we will even care! Ashley has a fun side to her personality..in my opinion, she should have more fun with all of the guys…forget Bentley! She’s setting herself for too much drama as usual as far as I’m concerned! This season is interesting, I would like to see her explore some of the other bachelors for a fun date…getting to know them all!

    Comment by Nancy — June 2, 2011 @ 1:45 am

  8. What did you think of Bentley’s comment about letting Ashley tickle his pickle?

    Comment by sophia lily — June 2, 2011 @ 2:13 am

  9. FUN read!

    Comment by Mike — June 2, 2011 @ 2:59 am

  10. i actually really liked william, but i do agree, if you get the rose, let the other guys have a chance at the girl..and bentley is a jerk!!

    Comment by amanda — June 2, 2011 @ 4:26 am

  11. Interesting things u have to say about what goes on behind the scenes

    Comment by T A — June 2, 2011 @ 1:08 pm

  12. Great Job! Thanks for the insight! I always enjoy reading your blog. I do have a question, do they tell Ashley she must keep the masked man, etc.?

    Comment by Robin Legare — June 2, 2011 @ 1:34 pm

  13. Good insights as usual. My jerk-o-meter overheated this week when it measured Bentley. I won’t be sorry if/when he goes next week.

    Comment by Anne — June 2, 2011 @ 2:13 pm

  14. LOVE the straight talk and humor! Your insights are invaluable. Look forward to your blog every week. Keep up the good work!

    Comment by Rachel — June 2, 2011 @ 4:43 pm

  15. Well put Jesse! I am anxious to read your blog every Tuesday morning. I appreciate your spin and explanations of what “really” happens.

    Comment by Robin — June 2, 2011 @ 6:00 pm

  16. Good Blog. Pretty right on. Can’t wait till next week.

    Comment by Judy Long — June 2, 2011 @ 6:01 pm

  17. Thanks for all the Positive Feedback !!! Much Appreciated !!!

    Comment by Jesse — June 2, 2011 @ 6:32 pm

  18. Would they make her keep a certain guy on even if she didn’t like him? Not right if they do that.

    Comment by Jodie — June 2, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

  19. I look forward to your blogs. Not so sure about some of here decisions so far.

    Comment by janey — June 2, 2011 @ 10:24 pm

  20. Haven’t enjoyed this season so far – seems dull compared to previous shows. Your reasoning on different things explains alot. Don’t understand the mask other than you saying it makes him stand out from the others.

    Comment by Lynn — June 2, 2011 @ 10:28 pm

  21. Do you know who she picked?

    Comment by Jodie — June 2, 2011 @ 11:14 pm

  22. Once again, Jesse, well done…I enjoyed your thoughts on the show. Always interesting to see what you think knowing you have walked a mile in those rose seeking shoes. I look forward to seeing Bentley continue to make a complete ass of himself, the mask drama unfold.

    Comment by Deena — June 3, 2011 @ 12:09 am

  23. Love hearing your thoughts, Jesse. The mask idea would have been a hit (maybe) if the guy was cool, funky and funny. Jeff just isn’t. The mask doesn’t mask dull.

    I think Bentley fits right in with Wes and Dave. Small and shallow.

    William – sweet to stupid in .5 seconds.

    Comment by Karen — June 3, 2011 @ 12:59 am

  24. Great comments, enjoy reading the blog ! keep it coming, very interesting to read your thoughts on how things will work out !

    Comment by annemarie thomas — June 3, 2011 @ 1:37 am

  25. Well Jess….I can almost hear your voice tellingwhat boneheads these guys are lol. Nice “blow by blow” you really make this enjoyable to read!! Miss ya

    Comment by Cherie Stempowski — June 3, 2011 @ 2:24 am

  26. Right on! Good insights! Enjoy reading from your perspective! Thanks Jesse!

    Comment by Mitzi — June 3, 2011 @ 2:51 am

  27. Jesse, I have been following your Bach Blogs since you started writing them and I can hardly wait for you crank them out each week! Your honest and to the point opinions, behind the scenes insight and witty humor make for a really great read. Keep Bloggin On Jesse! :)

    Comment by Angela ~ — June 3, 2011 @ 3:15 am

  28. Bentley and Michele Money should hook up together.They’re PERFECT for one another!!!

    Comment by Kimberly Jolley — June 3, 2011 @ 4:25 am

  29. I think what you are saying is so true and you would know as you have been there. There always has to be a bad guy to keep drama going. I am always anxious to read your blog. Keep it coming.

    Comment by Danielle — June 3, 2011 @ 10:53 am

  30. Once again, great job Jess, i enjoy your blogs! Thanks Jesse!

    Comment by KADY — June 4, 2011 @ 1:14 am

  31. Isn’t it funny how so many of these comments sound the same? Jesse has a small band of rabid followers who try their best to make him seem significant. I guarantee they remind each other to visit this website (via their secret message board) and praise Jesse for his valuable insights (what???) in the hopes Bachelor producers will notice. Creepy! My 4th grader could write a better blog about the show. Well, if I allowed him to watch it. :)

    Comment by not fooled by the fool — June 5, 2011 @ 7:17 pm

  32. Wow..if you feel so strongly about this, why are you even here? Jesse..I enjoyed your blog, and, as someone who just discovered your blogs this year, I look forward to seeing how this season unfolds, and what you have to say about it. Thanks for taking the time. With only one negative, uncalled-for comment (above), those odds are pretty good!

    Comment by DebraD — June 13, 2011 @ 2:29 am

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