Jesse’s Insider Bachelorette Blog: Ep. 3

Here we are back again for week 3 of ABC’s the Bachelorette season 7 with Ashley Hebert. As usual I am here with my INSIDER OPINIONS about what I saw on last night’s show. My opinions are simply based on my experiences on the show and my thoughts on the characters from last night’s show.

With that being said, here we go!

Ok so this week’s episode of The Bachelorette blew my mind! I honestly thought Bentley and Jeff would be sticking around a while longer but apparently not! This poor girl just wants to fall in love and she just keeps getting the metaphorical shaft in my book! I mean, seeing her get so upset on tonight’s made me feel bad for her!

Now onto the dates:

Ben’s one-on-one date: I like to dance. I even like to watch dancing. Last week’s Las Vegas group date with the Jabbawockeez was fun, but Flash-Mob dancing at the Americana came off as boring to me. Ben stepped up and told Ashley that he wants to live in a bubble and be in love. Since Ashley wants the same she gave him the date rose. Nice work bud.

The Group Date at The Comedy Store– before the group date could even get started, Jeff “the mask” pulled Ashley aside and finally took that mask off. She didn’t seem impressed or interested. I loved seeing Jeffery Ross roll up and make fun of the guys! That guy has jokes.

The comedy date was a great idea in theory. But from a date standpoint? What kind of an IDIOT would talk smack on the girl he’s trying to date? Really, guys? Lucas was up first and didn’t really say anything special. Then there was Ryan P. , who only heard crickets. Jeff “the unmasked man” got up there and opened Pandora’s box by saying she has a small chest!

William had the balls to say he thought the Bachelorette was going to be Emily or Chantal and then he got out of the limo and saw Ashley! WOW, did you even think that out at all before you said anything? There is only one way for that to go over and it’s just BAD in every direction.

But apparently your apology was good enough because you got the very last rose of the night. Go figure.

Michelle Money hit the nail on the head when she called Ashley to warn her about Bentley, the grade A+ womanizer! Bentley starts off bragging that he got one over on all the guys and tells them he’s headed home, then proceeds to stop by Ashley’s house to tell her the news. He then used his daughter as his crutch! In my opinion Bentley: YOU’RE A DIRTBAG. Bentley actually had the balls to say, “I hate it when girls cry, it’s not attractive” Does this guy think he’s god’s gift to women or something?

As for JP’s one-on-one date: there is no place like home! JP goes to Ashley’s house knowing she’s stressed out and overwhelmed. In my book he PLAYED HIS CARDS WELL! JP starts off by making a toast to a mellow, relaxing evening at home and then proceeds to sit and talk with her for hours on end, which I’m sure is exactly what she wanted to do. I think this was the best, most down-to-earth date of the season! Ashley even went on to say JP is the best kisser! Nice work on the kissing and the rose!

Onto the rose ceremony…Chris Harrison sits down with Ashley and asks her how she’s doing. She tells him she’s super bummed that Bentley left and wonders if her husband could still be there. Chris explains that any real man would have moved heaven and earth to stay here with you and that he’s pretty sure her husband could still be out there! Well said, Chris! Ashley tells Chris she doesn’t need a Cocktail party and is ready for the rose ceremony!

1.Ben C
2. JP
3. Ryan
4. Constantine
5. West
6. Mickey
7. Ben F
8. Blake
9. Nick
10. Ames
11. Lucas
12. William

Bentley – Went Home
Chris D – Went Home
Jeff M – Went Home

Next week- Get ready for Thailand, where the smack talking is sure to go up a few notches!

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