Ben’s Bachelor Season Episode #6 Ben is taking the remaining 9 girls to PANAMA! (insert best Van Halen impersonation here). If you have never been to Panama stop what you are doing right now and book a ticket.  I have 1 word to describe it.  Superawesomegirlssunbeautifulfun. They got Ben a sweet Jeep to drive around

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Hey there, Bachelor fans! I’m so delayed on my blog post, I know! Maybe The Bachelor isn’t my #1 priority anymore hehe. No, but really, I’ve just been cra cra busy (quoting Ben). So here we are on episode 5. And dang, this season is good…addicting! Right? Courtney really is stirrin’ the pot. Having been

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Panama City. At this point we have 9 women with crazed looks in their eyes as if Ben was the only man on earth. Kacie B. gets the first date and all Courtney can say about that is: “She’s kind of annoying.” You’re kind of annoying Courtney. You are. Kacie again says, “This could be

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I need TWO blogs to blog about this episode.  HOLY Panama, my head is spinning. First, thanks again for reading.  This is what?  Episode 5? 6?  Bachelor episodes blur together like dreams, some being wonderful (Kacie B, Lindzi, Nicki) and some are nightmares (Courtney, Jamie mounting you and telling you how to kiss her) OHHHH…Lord.  There

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Greetings Bachelor Nation! It’s time for another fun(ish)-filled recap of…THE COURTNEY SHOW BACHELOR! This week takes us to spectacular Vieques, Puerto Rico. Everyone is super excited…well, except for Courtney.  She was just there two months ago because–I don’t know if you knew this–she’s a model. Oh, you didn’t? It’s probably because she never mentions it. She’s so

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Seriously. I give up. No, don’t worry, I’m not going to stop blogging for this season but I think I’m done with trying to defend Ben and his decisions or find a way to see a love story unfolding. Ben is no longer thinking with the head on his shoulders y’all! It actually reminds me

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Favorite Worst Nightmare Let’s face it, after viewing this weeks episode there really isn’t much else worth talking about outside of Ben and Courtney’s synchronized swimming duet. I’m still going to put some effort (minimal at best) into the rest of the episode. So be patient and like Courtney’s slogan on her new T-shirt line

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As a seasoned Bachelor viewer I want to let you in on one of the little known secrets about dressing for The Bachelor: Around week five all the women start to revert to the dregs of the wardrobe. It’s at this point where they’ve pretty much exhausted all their new dresses, and you’ll see loads

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Ok. This blog is mostly devoted to Darth Courtney the Reality TV Terrorist. As if hijacking Bens mind, body and soul wasnt enough, she has now taken over my blog. But first i’ll talk about Ben and Nicki’s date. Ben doesnt seem very excited to go on a date with Nicki, He says that Nicki

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Puerto Rico: Ben is getting his Puerto Rican swag on with his Sister Wives… After Ben left Park City, I realized his search for love is officially illegal.  Chris Harrison delivers the first date card and it’s in Spanish. The look of confusion on Casey S. and Elyse’s faces when Jamie read the date card in

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