You are a ugly, cross-eyed unsexy douche. Thought I’d let you know.

Once your boobs fall..and they will…and your crotch dries up, you will have nothing whatsoever to offer the world.

Cheerio.

If the producers didn’t set him up to pick Vienna, then he wanted her for the easy sex. (True to form, she was the “villain,” and we all know that the lead ignores the warnings of fellow cast members and picks the villain anyway.

He told the audience that he picked Vienna as she talked about spirituality and that they had the same moral values. Can you imagine Christian words coming out of the mouth of Vienna, a Hooter waitress, public nudist, belligerent antagonist, boob fixater who thinks the only thing she can offer men is her body?

I think he wanted Vienna to be the good girl, but maybe he thought she would be easier to offload because she was such a slut/loser and/or thought he’d get more PR by teaming up with a controversial figure.

Both Vienna and Jake are mentally ill — but Jake at least seems to be more high functioning that Vienna. They are lost souls and truly pathetic.

Somehow, however, I expect Vienna is going to become quite rich through her antics. She loves the fame.

This is how I see it playing out: she will be offered shows, etc. and lucrative deals for her infamy by producers who want to cash in.

However, ultimately she will be despised — as she is both ugly physically and repulsive in how she acts.

She will never win the hearts and minds of the public — she will just get attention, but it will be the wrong kind of attention.

Eventually she will crash and burn and wind up in drugs, alcoholic, or in premature retirement.

She should have stuck by someone like Jake, who was a fame whore like her. While Jake may be a control freak, Vienna, who is out of control, needs someone like him to keep her on the straight and narrow.

She is a reckless spoiled brat/wanton child — and he is parental figure.

Vienna is not mature enough nor of sound mind to be trusted with any decisions she makes. Her judgment is appallingly poor.

These people are such freaks.

He pawed at Erica (a real God fearing woman there) who admired his “package.”

He has also made passes at women hosts on national TV who have fawned over him.

He has made out indiscriminately with women during his “acting career.”

Jake is a fake. I think he is a smart, focused guy who has a phenomenal amount of will power. i think he tries to do what is expected to him — that is, to be a good man who is coupled with a good woman.

I think the reality is that he fall short and is essentially a lost soul. He is seeking some relief through slutty women, who reinforce the male ego.